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Azarath

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« on: August 29, 2005, 11:05:48 pm »
Come up with your own script for the CT/CC characters! Heres how it works. Keep it at least PG-13/T rated. And tell the people who your making the scripts for. I'm doing Marle, Flea and Slash.

Marle: Wow, that girl sure is ugly!
Flea: HEY! I'm a guy and-
Marle: Not you, the OTHER girl!
Slash: Apparently you don't know what beautiful is if you think I'm ugly!
Flea/Marle: *Sweatdrop*
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« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2005, 12:00:18 am »
Gaspar: Wait, I still don’t get it. Where does the water come from, again?
Belthasar: Oh, natural springs, underground rivers, subterranean aquifers, summer snowmelt…all the usual stuff.
Gapsar: But… But…
Belthasar: Yes?
Gaspar: All this water spills right off the island.
Belthasar: Aye!
Gaspar: It doesn’t come back.
Belthasar: Nope!
Gaspar: And we’re always higher up than the rain clouds.
Belthasar: Your point being?
Gaspar: If it never rains or snows…and the water that spills off the island never comes back…then…then…where does all this blooming water come from?!
Belthasar: There, there. Take it easy now. Don’t try to understand it. I sure don’t pretend to know how you make that Time Egg shit work.
Gaspar: Well, it’s pretty easy. I just—
[Enter Guru of Life, Masa, Mune, ???]
Melchior: Sup, yo! I fell asleep this afternoon and dreamed up some new friends. Here, I call this one Masa…
Masa: ‘Lo!
Melchior: …this one Mune…
Mune: Word!
Melchior: …and this last one I don’t have a name for yet, but I’m sure it’ll be a real good one, once I think of it.
Belthasar: You dreamed those things up?
Melchior: Yeah!
Gaspar: That’s disgusting! What kind of sick person would—hey! Don’t touch me!
Mune: Sorry.
Gaspar: What kind of sick person would be that narcissistic?
Belthasar: It’s like you’re building little copies of yourself…
Melchior: Hey, now. [To Gaspar] You’ve got your Time Egg. Never mind that it doesn’t work; did I laugh? [To Belthasar] And let’s not forget about your little Unsinkable Floating Palace, Beltty.
Belthasar: I am so gonna recycle that shit! Just you wait! I’ll find a way.
Melchior: My point is that you guys have your hobbies, and I have mine. So how about a little peace on Earth and goodwill toward men, eh?
Gaspar: Pshaw, that’s old-style. Get with the times.
Belthasar: Yeah, what do you think this is? 65 million B.C.?
Gaspar & Belthasar: Ah ha ha ha hah!
Melchior: But—
Gaspar & Belthasar: Ah ha ha ha hah!
Melchior: Humph! Fine. Come, Masa! Come, Mune! Let’s leave these Jealous Joes to prattle on in peace. I’m going to go find a bottle of ether, get mad wasted, and we’ll see what happens next. [Exit]
Mune: Whoosh! [Exit]
Masa: You can be so cruel sometimes… [Exit]
???: I don’t have a name! [Exit]
Gaspar: Sometimes I worry about that guy.
Belthasar: Yeah…he creeps me out.
Gaspar: So, you were telling me about what you did with the Queen and Princess Schala last night?
Belthasar: I was telling you about the water.
Gaspar: Rats! [Switches off secret tape recorder] I don’t think I’m interested in hearing about it anymore. Bye! [Exit]
Belthasar: …
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« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2005, 04:55:31 am »
*V_Translanka summons Crono to talk in his place*
Crono: Wow! What a fun forum game! Oh wait, it's not...Oh well, at least it requires more than a one/two word response...
*Crono is unsummoned*
*V_Translanka leaves thread...
...forever?*
*insert dramatic sounding music (i.e. "DUN DUN DUN")*

*Thread acquired a +5/+5 Post of Awesome*
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« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2005, 07:21:03 pm »
Don't we already have a thread for this? Called "Dialogue Parodies?" Whatever.
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« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2005, 08:09:40 pm »
Whoops....oh well, just think of it as...upgraded.
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« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2005, 11:22:17 pm »
Ya know, I've always really wondered about the water at Zeal.  How is it being replenished?  And how is it so warm in Zeal anyway?  It's an Ice Age, and higher should equal colder.
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« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2005, 12:00:59 am »
[obligatory Schala comment]It's warm 'cuz Schala is so hot :lol:[/obligatory Schala comment]

I can't come up with a script right now, sorry :(
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« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2005, 12:23:31 am »
I'm steal yours..hehe...

Frog: Why ist it so hot here Crono?
Crono: *Schala walks by* Hehe...thats why...
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Crono: I have something to say...
Frog: OMG! IT TALKED!
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« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2005, 08:04:39 pm »
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Crono: I have something to say...
Frog: OMG! IT TALKED!


Anyone else see the irony in FROG making that statement? Anyway, the Zeal thing can be explained by....MAGIC! OMG >_>
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« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2005, 08:06:48 pm »
Quote from: AuraTwilight
Anyone else see the irony in FROG making that statement?


Anyone see the oblivious obviousness of that statement? :lol:  :wink:
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« Reply #10 on: August 31, 2005, 08:38:50 pm »
Yes, Lucca was freaked 'cause Frog talks, and Frog freaked because the silent hero Crono talked. :lol:  Good one, Azarath :D
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« Reply #11 on: August 31, 2005, 09:19:31 pm »
Magus : Fool, I am much more sexier than you!

Guile : Are you kidding? You don't even have a mask!

Magus : THat's cause I don't have an ugly mole to hide...

Guile : You said you wouldn't bring that up! What about those liver spots on your knuckles!

Magus : That's it...It's go time.

Guile : Bring it on, Spock!

Magus : You asked for it Pretty Boy...
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« Reply #12 on: September 01, 2005, 07:03:31 pm »
Nu: Please, use the Wings of <Static>ime....*shuts off*

Marle: Ime? What's that mean?

Crono: I think he meant Lime!

Lucca: Then I shall call this device, the PEACOCK!

Later....

Dalton: Ha! It's the Aero-Dalton Imperial! *spreads the wings of the new Peacock, which has peacock wings*
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« Reply #13 on: September 01, 2005, 10:07:02 pm »
(12,000 B.C., pre-"Crono and gang arriving there")

Magus: So, um... this probably won't mean much to you right now, but... if you ever feel this urge to turn a guy into a talking frog, do yourself a favor and kill him instead. Right then and there.

Janus: Huh?

Magus: Just kill him. 'kay?

Janus: (???)

Magus: Okay, how 'bout this. If you're ever doing something in your room that requires the utmost concentration, keep your door locked. 'cause there's a good chance someone's gonna walk in at the wrong moment and tell you what you're doing is evil and wrong.

Janus: Um... I... don't think I want to talk to you anymore...

Magus: *sigh* Plan B... :::walks off, tosses hood over head, mutters something to himself about death and laughing at it:::
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« Reply #14 on: September 01, 2005, 10:14:23 pm »
Quote from: AuraTwilight
Nu: Please, use the Wings of <Static>ime....*shuts off*

Marle: Ime? What's that mean?

Crono: I think he meant Lime!

Lucca: Then I shall call this device, the PEACOCK!

Later....

Dalton: Ha! It's the Aero-Dalton Imperial! *spreads the wings of the new Peacock, which has peacock wings*


*mentally repictures that scene with your script*

Yes, that confirms it. You're a genius
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