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« Reply #15 on: August 23, 2005, 11:52:58 am »
"That's...Hmm... My failed attempt to clone you! That's why she looks nothing like you!"

~Prepares to steal Aura's next question~ =_=

EDIT: And here's the new question. You see a tidal wave apporaching your town.

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« Reply #16 on: August 23, 2005, 04:04:56 pm »
"Cowabunga, dudes!"

You go to see Harry Potter with your family (the Azkaban one) and it's at the scene where that bird-horse....thing....gets it's head lopped off.

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« Reply #17 on: August 23, 2005, 04:16:17 pm »
"Wow, mom, dosen't that chicken look delicous?"

Your idiot friend gets more then you in a math test.

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« Reply #18 on: August 23, 2005, 04:37:19 pm »
"Wow, I didn't know you and the teacher were so close!"  (Let's just hope that teacher's hot...)

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« Reply #19 on: August 23, 2005, 04:38:58 pm »
Overused, but always good. ^_^

Well, Jake, what's your situation? (Quick, before Aura steals it)

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« Reply #20 on: August 23, 2005, 05:56:34 pm »
Another one that just happened a few minutes ago:

A coworker walks into your office and you find yourself wondering what that HORRIBLE stench is.  The coworker then proudly asks what you think of his new cologne.  Response?

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« Reply #21 on: August 23, 2005, 06:29:05 pm »
Quote from: teh Schala
Another one that just happened a few minutes ago:

A coworker walks into your office and you find yourself wondering what that HORRIBLE stench is.  The coworker then proudly asks what you think of his new cologne.  Response?


Oh, what a relief. I thought something crawled under my desk, took a shit, and died.

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« Reply #22 on: August 23, 2005, 07:02:28 pm »
*Takes Radical's question XD*

You relive your worst nightmare. You're infront of everyone you know completely naked.

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« Reply #23 on: August 23, 2005, 07:03:40 pm »
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*Takes Radical's question XD*

You relive your worst nightmare. You're infront of everyone you know completely naked.


Alright, every one, form a line, single file.

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« Reply #24 on: August 23, 2005, 08:34:34 pm »
Again, you don't make a question >_>

You're playing FF7, and Aeris just DIED!

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« Reply #25 on: August 24, 2005, 12:48:59 am »
Response: PWNED BICH LOLZ

Situation: You're at a pool party when some drunken dumbshit jumps in with a plugged-in curling iron and electrocutes everyone.  You were inside getting drinks, so you're the only one that survives it.

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« Reply #26 on: August 24, 2005, 02:53:11 am »
"Woah, who's cooking meat?"

Situation: You go to a book-shop to buy the latest book in a series of books you've been reading since the first book was released and have been waiting for six monthes for this last edition. Suddenly, you see someone taking the last book on the shelf, but after looking at the person who took it you discover that it is the woman of your dreams, and she has just broken up with her old boyfriend.

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« Reply #27 on: August 24, 2005, 10:00:42 am »
That's my book, bitch! *belt her to the ground, take the book, stomp her face in, and give her your number*

You're reading said book, but it totally sucks ass.

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« Reply #28 on: August 24, 2005, 11:06:32 am »
"Man, screwing the remians of that hotty is more intresting."

You're screwing the remains of the said hotty.

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« Reply #29 on: August 24, 2005, 12:27:08 pm »
"C'mon, move alittle! Sheesh, it's like doing it with a corpse. Oh."

You bury the bitch.