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Welcome / Birthday / Seeya! Forum / Re: HyperNerd Says Hello
« on: December 03, 2008, 09:18:59 pm »
Chrono Trigger: Lavos' returns

 in 65000000 BC, a huge porcupine fell from space. " WRYyYYYYYYyYYYYYyyyyy!" it shouted. Oh exscuse me. I mean "BlebaRAAAAAAAAAAAAREEEEEEHREAHEeeeeeeh...." he then proceeded to punch mankind in the face over the course of 65,001,000 years. but then a mysterious red haired hero holding a taco and his cohorts beat the living hell out of it while listening to awesome music. They then proceeded to learn the meaning of life. Its 42 SNES's in a row with Potatoes and cheese on the side. But anyways, Lavos died... But it took a terrible price... Crono's taco was stolen!!
Crono  soon demanded Magus to summon Lavos again, in the past.
Magus sighed, and asked how much he would be payed. Crono responed, " a lifetime supply of taco's!" without thinking about how to get them.
"sweet, i'm in." said Magus.
He summoned Lavos, who arragontly stood there while Crono preformed Lumainaire and Magus used Eternal Darkness.

Lavos proceeded to explode, ad it rained Tacos for a week. Unfoutunately, when the week was over, everyone was too fat to get into the Epoch...

Join us next time, on Mental Retardation!

I don't know if anyone knows, or cares, but you can go back to 600 AD to where Robo is working with Robo as your head charecter, which should create a paradox rendering all the NPC's Chrono Compendium members, but I digress.

Hopefully it'll clear up the stuff we've been discussing in the forums...

General Discussion / Re: The Chrono Compendium - <you fill the slogan>
« on: December 02, 2008, 11:31:38 pm »
Chrono Compendium:
We are so Smart!
We are so Smart!
S M R T!
I mean S M A R T!

General Discussion / Re: What are you currently playing?
« on: December 02, 2008, 11:29:15 pm »
It's good...

But not nearly as good as Chrono Trigger.
actually, My post is inaccurate as I pretty much stopped playing M3 when CTDS came out, so...
I still have an acc. on Starmen. net.
No one liked me though, lol

General Discussion / Re: Official Apologies Thread (For Anyone)
« on: December 02, 2008, 11:26:42 pm »
I'm sorry I didn't play Chrono Trigger earlier, so I would  have joined this awesome website earlier.
Also, this website is seriously the friendliest i have ever been on.
Even though every time I post somewhere it takes half an hour for someone to comment back. Whatever.
I'm also sorry for being really annoying.
Like this: Glargen Bo Flargen en hief jugalahfreg.
Told you!

General Discussion / Re: What are you currently playing?
« on: December 02, 2008, 09:47:56 pm »
Mother 3, I am playing.
Sorry Yoda.

Welcome / Birthday / Seeya! Forum / Re: HyperNerd Says Hello
« on: December 02, 2008, 09:29:35 pm »
I'll continue once i come up with some more weird ideas.
anyways, anywhere else i posted some thing like that, people attacked me with pitchforks and... uh.....

Regular Forks. And maybe one or two sporks.

Welcome / Birthday / Seeya! Forum / Re: HyperNerd Says Hello
« on: December 02, 2008, 09:13:30 pm »
Ouch. I had a lot of trouble on the ECA forums.

Weird. I had never heard of that before you mentioned it.
Anyways, I'm one of those people who don't like to play video games when people are watching me, and my little brother loves doing just that, so I'm biding my time until I play Cross.

By the way, when I exploded from excitement about CTDS, a paradox occured  when the Epoch crashed into a flying DeLorean, and landed on my house. Crono asked me for a Taco, I said no, and we battled to the death and he was about to kill me.... Until i gave him an egg and told him it was the Chrono Trigger. He used it and it took him to fight Lavos for the over 9000Th time where he pwned the crap out of Lavos. And then I realized this is the stupidest thing I have ever written.
That is a taste of my ridiculously stupid humor that is only sometimes funny.
If you don't like it, then skip over it. I will put up stupidity alerts every time I write something like that.

Welcome / Birthday / Seeya! Forum / Re: I'm new here...
« on: December 02, 2008, 08:58:31 pm »
I'm brand new too,  and i'm such a noob, i'm currently trying to relocate my introduction topic someone moved for me.

EDIT: its right below this one.
I'd use that facepalm picture that Shadow D. Darkman used if I knew how to.
I feel REALLY smart  8)

Welcome / Birthday / Seeya! Forum / Re: HyperNerd Says Hello
« on: December 02, 2008, 08:50:25 pm »
Thanks for the welcome, people here are obviously A LOT nicer then they are on other forum based websites.
I could write a book- No, TWO books on the troubles I had on and such.[

Welcome / Birthday / Seeya! Forum / HyperNerd Says Hello
« on: December 02, 2008, 12:02:43 am »
Hello people of this website, I first played Chrono Trigger when I was 9, fell i love with it, beat it with 12 endings by 5th grade, and promptly searched for Cross. I never found it, but I still read about it on websites- primarily this one. after 5 years, I still haven't forgotton how awesome it was. Around August, I saw a post on some website, (possibly Sq.'s) Announcing CTDS. I literally exploded in surprise and happiness. ( well, not quite) I encouraged all my Friends to buy it, and even made my best friend play FF6 and get him acquainted to RPG's in preparation. When it came, it didn't disappoint. Even lacking the Nostalgia that you guys had, I still enjoyed the hell out of that game, leaving me with 52 hrs of gameplay since 11/25/08 (yes, I have no life)
I played Super Mario RPG, Paper Mario, every single Final Fantasy (save 7,8,9 and 11), Earthbound... The standard RPG's people worship and still regarded CT the best. Strangly, 11/26, I found a perfect copy of Chrono Cross at an old game store for 30 $ (The Entity Willed it!). I haven't started it yet.
Anyways, consider a(nother?) very Nerdy Fan to have joined your ranks.

( Yes, I know this is mostly ranting and has nothing to do with the topic, but i needed one of these stupid biography posts)

Honestly, I think CTDS was released just to screw up Crimson Echoes.
Not that I don't love it, I spent every second since I got it playing it.

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