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Zenan Plains - Site Discussion => General Discussion => Welcome / Birthday / Seeya! Forum => Topic started by: Lavos on July 23, 2011, 03:10:08 pm

Title: Hi guys
Post by: Lavos on July 23, 2011, 03:10:08 pm

Hi, first time poster, LONG time fan.

And no, I'm not going to destroy the world.

Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: FaustWolf on July 23, 2011, 03:37:33 pm

Immortality, here we come!  :D

Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: tushantin on July 23, 2011, 05:11:13 pm

 :D WHAZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL_qGMfbtAk)

Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Bard_of_Time on July 23, 2011, 05:13:08 pm

HIT THE DECK ITS THE END OF DAYS

... oh. It's just a cool dude.

Hi!

Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Boo the Gentleman Caller on July 24, 2011, 12:43:53 am

Lavos, avoid Princess Schala Zeal (aka PSZ), another poster here on the forums.

If you don't, you may turn into the Dream Devourer. That would be bad for everyone. Especially the space-time continuum.

Welcome welcome!

Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: rushingwind on July 24, 2011, 12:49:08 am

Hello there, and welcome! :)

Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Acacia Sgt on July 24, 2011, 01:27:36 am

Welcome tot he party! :D

Had Lavos really not been taken as a username yet? Heh...

Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Schala Zeal on August 04, 2011, 04:44:24 pm

*tilts head* Hewwo

Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: The Princess on August 04, 2011, 05:12:35 pm

Marle just came out of Lavos's butthole

(http://209.85.122.89/11550/193/0/e11817//e11817.gif)

Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Syna on August 05, 2011, 06:13:56 pm

I'm seconding the "please do not merge and become the Dream Devourer" motion. Welcome!

(So my guess is that now insanity is going to spread across the board and we're going to become a Lovecraft-style cult waiting for the End of Days. Seeing as that's way cooler than what I was planning on doing with my life, I'm game!)

Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Schala Zeal on August 05, 2011, 06:51:43 pm

Quote from: Boo the Gentleman Caller on July 24, 2011, 12:43:53 am

Lavos, avoid Princess Schala Zeal (aka PSZ), another poster here on the forums.

If you don't, you may turn into the Dream Devourer. That would be bad for everyone. Especially the space-time continuum.

Welcome welcome!

I dunno... blanking my thoughts during that time made me feel kinda.... good.... weird but in a good way. Of course, then the thoughts came back and so did the murderous hatred. I liken it to being on PCP... Don't ask me how I know the similarities.

Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Lavos on August 05, 2011, 09:44:57 pm

You guys are really giving me second thoughts about ending the world!   :)

Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Kodokami on August 05, 2011, 10:33:25 pm

Welcome tot he party, Lavos!

(http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs6/i/2005/091/f/a/Day_Of_Lavos_Fan_Recruiting_by_DayOfLavos.jpg) (http://dayoflavos.deviantart.com/art/Day-Of-Lavos-Fan-Recruiting-16739240?offset=30)

Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Schala Zeal on August 06, 2011, 02:59:26 am

Ohai overgrown parasite

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mMyV2YQgAA

Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Romana on August 06, 2011, 11:13:18 pm

Quote from: Boo the Gentleman Caller on July 24, 2011, 12:43:53 am

Lavos, avoid Princess Schala Zeal (aka PSZ), another poster here on the forums.

There's fine advice

Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Schala Zeal on August 06, 2011, 11:32:43 pm

*scratches side of my nose with middle finger while facing Romana*

Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Lord J Esq on August 12, 2011, 07:44:08 am

Welcome to the Compendium!

Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Lavos on August 13, 2011, 08:12:35 am

!MORE ABOUT ME! (MINOR SPOILERS)

• I'm sentient, which puts a rest to your little "Is Lavos sentient?" debates
• I guided human evolution so much that the modern man can be considered alien to this planet
• My favorite part of CT was the interval between the Golem fight and the Black Omen, when Crono was dead, Magus was weakened and I was having awesome, balls-breaking sex with Schala's mom
• I am the father (and mother) of one Elder Lavos Spawn

Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Schala Zeal on August 13, 2011, 09:58:12 pm

Quote from: Lavos on August 13, 2011, 08:12:35 am

• I am the father (and mother) of one Elder Lavos Spawn

Are you sure you didn't force me to help you conceive it?

Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Lavos on August 13, 2011, 10:46:49 pm

^ Ew, no.

Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Schala Zeal on August 14, 2011, 01:42:21 am

Heh... "Lavos: it may want to destroy the universe, but princess rape is a big no-no"

Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: The Princess on August 14, 2011, 06:26:19 pm

*Rubs my left ear's lobe with my center-left finger on my right hand*

Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: ZeaLitY on August 14, 2011, 11:02:20 pm

*fuckles heartily*

Title: Re: Hi guys
Post by: Lavos on August 15, 2011, 10:35:37 am

Hey, it's The Entity! You're here too?