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Title: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: FFXSage on July 27, 2006, 06:53:38 pm
You're all very priviledged, ya know? Especially now that I'm here. That's right, The Sage has decided that he should start an account over here (finally) after the decline in decent posts over at GameFAQs (excluding Ice, of course).
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: nightmare975 on July 27, 2006, 07:47:06 pm
Let me e the first to say, Welcome to the Compendium!
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Nicole_Flesher on July 28, 2006, 01:59:26 am
YEAH. Don't piss of Lord J, No spaming, No incorrect typeing, Try not to misspell, Don't get off topic, PM your friends don't ask them qustions on a topic that has nothing to do with the topic and well try to be good don't go in Matt shadows direction.
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Matt Shadows on July 28, 2006, 04:02:41 am
Dammit Flesher! Don't listen to her. Look we all welcome you. But word of advice, listen to Matt. He's the smart one.
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Nicole_Flesher on July 28, 2006, 01:52:53 pm
Dammit Flesher! Don't listen to her. Look we all welcome you. But word of advice, listen to Matt. He's the smart one.
So is a monkeys hide. Lets just put it this way go to anyone for help but Me and Matt ok. Have a nice comependium talk
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: FFXSage on July 28, 2006, 02:48:20 pm
What's whith the hate on Matt? I've seen some of his posts and I don't really see much of a problem.
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Chrono'99 on July 28, 2006, 03:02:47 pm
What's whith the hate on Matt? I've seen some of his posts and I don't really see much of a problem.
Matt Shadows is his second or third account already. The first one was quite... special.
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: FFXSage on July 28, 2006, 03:10:57 pm
Matt Shadows = ClayAKAMe = Nicole Flesher?
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Nicole_Flesher on July 28, 2006, 03:35:49 pm
What's whith the hate on Matt? I've seen some of his posts and I don't really see much of a problem.
No hate on him. I just like to pick on him. That's my job.
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Matt Shadows on July 28, 2006, 03:39:19 pm
Matt Shadows = ClayAKAMe = Nicole Flesher?
ClayAKAMe= Matt Shadows= Nicole_Flesher, am account created by Matt but used by Amelia Nicole Flesher. So sorry no talking to myself.
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Nicole_Flesher on July 28, 2006, 03:40:27 pm
Matt Shadows = ClayAKAMe = Nicole Flesher?
no im his friend. I am not matt. I am amelia nicole flesher. Noyt claytion henrey wiley . How many times do i have to tell you people
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Matt Shadows on July 28, 2006, 03:44:30 pm
Don't talk to Sage like that.
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Nicole_Flesher on July 28, 2006, 03:50:03 pm
Don't talk to Sage like that.
I was talking to who ever reads it. YOU DOORKNOB
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: FFXSage on July 28, 2006, 04:04:52 pm
How likely is it that most of your posts follow each other's by only a few minutes?
I mean c'mon, you could at least space it out a little.

Anyway, you're my new Hero/Master so I'll obey. Yeah...
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Matt Shadows on July 28, 2006, 04:07:53 pm
DAMN. I've got to get Josh or Z over here about this one. Oh and she checks the unread replies alittle too often and she also checks who's online and follows where I'm going. Just ask J or Z there are two different IP adresses.
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: FFXSage on July 28, 2006, 04:12:49 pm
Master, may I ask, who is this "Z"?
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Matt Shadows on July 28, 2006, 04:14:32 pm
ZeaLitY. Big creator or something. I think this is his website and he's not too fond of me.
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: FFXSage on July 28, 2006, 04:17:54 pm
Oh, Zeality. I know who that is. Yeah, if you want to hear some big rants about him go see Ice Water over on GameFAQs... lol Ice is a total badass and shit.
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Nicole_Flesher on July 28, 2006, 04:33:12 pm
Oh, Zeality. I know who that is. Yeah, if you want to hear some big rants about him go see Ice Water over on GameFAQs... lol Ice is a total badass and shit.

STOP CALLING MATT MASTER.....
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: FFXSage on July 28, 2006, 04:36:09 pm
I'm sorry, but I can't do that Master Flesher. I enjoy it.
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Matt Shadows on July 28, 2006, 04:37:55 pm
I'm sorry, but I can't do that Master Flesher. I enjoy it.
HA. Sage, throw her in the dungeon. She has betrayed me.
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: FFXSage on July 28, 2006, 04:39:48 pm
*proceeds with locking Master Flesher in the dungeon*

Sorry Master Flesher! Master Matt made me do it! (just like those other things that I'm not supposed to talk about...)
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Nicole_Flesher on July 28, 2006, 04:43:04 pm
I'm sorry, but I can't do that Master Flesher. I enjoy it.
HA. Sage, throw her in the dungeon. She has betrayed me.

WOW At this point n time i am being chased with fire and pitch forks ...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh okokok you can call him master just don''t poke me or burn me or put me in a dungeon. What no wanted poster. DANG Not even a reword for my capture.
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: FFXSage on July 28, 2006, 04:44:59 pm
I'm sorry, but I can't do that Master Flesher. I enjoy it.
HA. Sage, throw her in the dungeon. She has betrayed me.

WOW At this point n time i am being chased with fire and pitch forks ...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh okokok you can call him master just don''t poke me   or burn me or put me in a dungeon. What no wanted poster. DANG Not even a reword for my capture.

But that's the fun part!
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Matt Shadows on July 28, 2006, 04:47:01 pm
King Matt is very amused.
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: FFXSage on July 28, 2006, 04:49:18 pm
As he should be.
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Nicole_Flesher on July 28, 2006, 04:49:59 pm
I'm sorry, but I can't do that Master Flesher. I enjoy it.
HA. Sage, throw her in the dungeon. She has betrayed me.

WOW At this point n time i am being chased with fire and pitch forks ...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh okokok you can call him master just don''t poke me   or burn me or put me in a dungeon. What no wanted poster. DANG Not even a reword for my capture.

But that's the fun part!
hahahahahahaha but it's better if MASTER MATT does it on the inside.............shhhhhh I didn't say that
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: FFXSage on July 28, 2006, 04:51:33 pm
What about Prince Sage? Can he help?
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Matt Shadows on July 28, 2006, 04:55:29 pm
Prince Sage, you have my permission to do as you please. King Matt will be off in a while so Sage, you keep this place like it should be.
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: FFXSage on July 28, 2006, 04:56:26 pm
You mean keep it sexy? Okay, I can handle that.
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Nicole_Flesher on July 28, 2006, 05:09:44 pm
Well SEXY is the king. RIGHT
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: FFXSage on July 28, 2006, 05:11:09 pm
I have so many posts already. I thought it would take forever but I've got 50+ already.
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: V_Translanka on July 28, 2006, 05:20:12 pm
Ah, well, there's no poon-jabber like a fellow GameFAQs poon-jabber...Welcome...Or something similar.
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Romana on July 28, 2006, 05:27:01 pm
Er, welcome. And let me be the first to introduce you to 'Springtime of Youth' --->  :lee:  and Jiraiya --->  :jiraiya:

We hope you'll enjoy yer stay, mate.

But Matt isn't the best of kings, just to let y'know.
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: FFXSage on July 28, 2006, 05:28:29 pm
Thanks V!

Are you acquainted with King Matt and Queen Flesher?
Can we be friends?
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: FFXSage on July 28, 2006, 05:29:54 pm
Er, welcome. And let me be the first to introduce you to 'Springtime of Youth' --->  :lee:  and Jiraiya --->  :jiraiya:

We hope you'll enjoy yer stay, mate.

But Matt isn't the best of kings, just to let y'know.

Zeality really likes Naruto doesn't he? Anyway, thanks for the greeting and stuff.
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Romana on July 28, 2006, 05:38:18 pm
This is the most bizarre greeting topic I've ever seen.  :lee:  :lee:  :lee: <----- Go Springtime!
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: FFXSage on July 28, 2006, 05:52:27 pm
You say you are a dedicated slogan maker, no? Well, make me a slogan. Make it a dangerously sexy one too.
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Romana on July 28, 2006, 06:09:33 pm
FFXSage - You don't wanna get on my 'sexy' side...

Enjoy.  :lee:
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: FFXSage on July 28, 2006, 06:41:36 pm
OMG that's amazing! I'm gonna share it with the world!

PS- please make it your quote of the week next week so you can help spread the greatness!
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: CyberSarkany on July 28, 2006, 08:01:27 pm
Well, Hi there, nice amount of...more or less...usefull posts.

Ohhhh Can I have a slogan, too, oh great Pyt Fumv(what does that mean by the way?).
I can also repay you in one way, or another  :) (-> as long as you don't make me call Matt master :lee:)

Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Matt Shadows on July 28, 2006, 11:27:25 pm
Ah, I see the great Prince Sage has kept  it in shape. (the dude is friekin awesome!
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Nicole_Flesher on July 29, 2006, 01:47:05 am
Ah, I see the great Prince Sage has kept  it in shape. (the dude is friekin awesome!
You're telling me. Why do I have to be a queen. Yeah it sounds good when you're calling me you're queen but I don't get it. What made me a queen in the first place???
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Nicole_Flesher on July 29, 2006, 02:04:31 am
Because you are my queen. Or have you betrayed me? My prince has never betrayed me intentionally. That's what makes him a good prince.
NO but not so sure if i'm a queen. More like a girl with a trip to the galows is more like it.
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Matt Shadows on July 29, 2006, 02:12:53 am
This is a message for those who are curious about Matt's kingdom.

[attachment deleted by admin]
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Burning Zeppelin on July 29, 2006, 03:48:41 am
Hm, just realized, having only Matt or only Nicole wouldn't be a problem, but a combo of both...well, that's another case in itself.

By the way, Nicole, your user name is pretty damn hot. Nicole Flesher.
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Matt Shadows on July 29, 2006, 03:59:06 am
My girl. Back off. Dude, we argue too much but it's kinda funny. Hey I'm a king. Bow down BZ! Oh you're not a servant. Wait till Prince Sage is back on. you just wait.
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Burning Zeppelin on July 29, 2006, 05:12:34 am
My girl. Back off. Dude, we argue too much but it's kinda funny. Hey I'm a king. Bow down BZ! Oh you're not a servant. Wait till Prince Sage is back on. you just wait.
No, you just wait til the Hezburningzeppelin arrives!
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Romana on July 29, 2006, 09:41:41 am
I downloaded that thing, Matt. WTF?  :lee:

CyberSarkany, here's a slogan:

CyberSarkany - Training Marsupiles for war since the dawn of time

Yeah, it sucks.
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: FFXSage on July 29, 2006, 11:58:54 am
This is a message for those who are curious about Matt's kingdom.

Man, even though I'm Prince Sage I can't risk downloading a ****in' .zip file.
Put it in a different format or something.
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Matt Shadows on July 29, 2006, 01:19:06 pm
Oh and Pyt Fumv, you better obey the song or suffer the consequences. I mixed lines in the song Beast and the Harlot by the one, the only, A7X. Oh and Prince Sage, you need to send me your e-mail through PM so I can directly send you the .wav file.
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Nicole_Flesher on July 29, 2006, 01:24:54 pm
My girl. Back off. Dude, we argue too much but it's kinda funny. Hey I'm a king. Bow down BZ! Oh you're not a servant. Wait till Prince Sage is back on. you just wait.
And i'm you're girl since when??? Dude are you high or drunk or anything.
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Matt Shadows on July 29, 2006, 01:36:35 pm
: P
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Nicole_Flesher on July 29, 2006, 01:38:52 pm
: P
Why don't you make use of that toung that you are sticking out at me????
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Matt Shadows on July 29, 2006, 01:42:39 pm
 :shock:
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Nicole_Flesher on July 29, 2006, 01:49:00 pm
:shock:
Well at least you no what i'm talking about. hahahahahahaha show me what you got.
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: FFXSage on July 29, 2006, 01:51:57 pm
I have tongue!
I help?
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Matt Shadows on July 29, 2006, 01:53:42 pm
Sure.
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: FFXSage on July 29, 2006, 01:54:46 pm
Yes!  :P
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Nicole_Flesher on July 29, 2006, 02:04:36 pm
Yes!  :P
Do you two intend on making me blush....Because it's working. And sage if you see me you wont like what you see so please don't talk like that.
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: FFXSage on July 29, 2006, 02:07:30 pm
Yes, Queen Flesher, I will stop talking like that and I will not like you if I see you; I will try and kill you. As you command.
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Nicole_Flesher on July 29, 2006, 02:45:46 pm
Yes, Queen Flesher, I will stop talking like that and I will not like you if I see you; I will try and kill you. As you command
okokkokok i'm saying you have to not like me. I'm saying I don't think you will like me. Because of the way I look. And please don't kill me.
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: FFXSage on July 30, 2006, 06:53:10 pm
Ok, I won't kill you. And Matt says we should stop the whole 'Queen' thing so I'm going to.

That is all.
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: justin3009 on July 30, 2006, 07:15:54 pm
wow...Matt is not a king, he's more or less annoying i'm sorry to say.  And once I again i have to say FFXSage is an ass kisser unless, they're both the same he's just trying to be funny with multiple accounts.  But how the hell did this thread go from a greetings to talking about a king retard, to cybering O_o''  1 more question.  What the HELL is a frikin flesher...Is that suppose to be some Gamefaqs crap or somethin =/
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Nicole_Flesher on July 31, 2006, 03:37:50 am
wow...Matt is not a king, he's more or less annoying i'm sorry to say.  And once I again i have to say FFXSage is an ass kisser unless, they're both the same he's just trying to be funny with multiple accounts.  But how the hell did this thread go from a greetings to talking about a king retard, to cybering O_o''  1 more question.  What the HELL is a frikin flesher...Is that suppose to be some Gamefaqs crap or somethin =/
That's my last name. AMELIA NOCOLE FLESHER duhh. And how many times do I have to tell you guys I not matt or clay or sage. I'm a fuckin girl. I got the boobs,the voice, the problems,the what ever you want to say a girl has. I'm a GD GIRL. I don't have a taliwacker ok GIRL.............OK I'M PISST.......LEAVE ME ALONE
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Burning Zeppelin on July 31, 2006, 03:54:06 am
Flesher...hot.
EDIT: Woah, why does FFXSAGE only have one post?
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: CyberSarkany on July 31, 2006, 07:46:52 am
Did someone delete ALL his other posts? haha, now that's a way to handle it. Wait...someone hacked him :O

What is cybering by the way?
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Burning Zeppelin on July 31, 2006, 07:58:03 am
Roleplaying on the net. Let bloodninja tell you more:

Quote from: bloodninja
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears14: Aight.

bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

bloodninja: Me too baby.

BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

BritneySpears14: Hey...

bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.

bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.

bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

bloodninja: Baby?
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Nicole_Flesher on July 31, 2006, 01:21:36 pm
Roleplaying on the net. Let bloodninja tell you more:

Quote from: bloodninja
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears14: Aight.

bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

bloodninja: Me too baby.

BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

BritneySpears14: Hey...

bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.

bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.

bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

bloodninja: Baby?
UMMMM OK..... :shock:
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Nicole_Flesher on July 31, 2006, 10:47:35 pm
Flesher...hot.
EDIT: Woah, why does FFXSAGE only have one post?
I don't know but it's funny.....HEY Burning z you really like my name don't you. NICOLE FLESHER.......What's so hot about it????
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Vehek on July 31, 2006, 10:57:17 pm
Did someone delete ALL his other posts? haha, now that's a way to handle it. Wait...someone hacked him :O

What is cybering by the way?
I just loked at FFXSage's profile and looked at his recent posts. All those posts seem to still be there. Wonder why it claims he only has 1 post...
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: nightmare975 on August 01, 2006, 12:05:00 am
Ramsus must of lowered his post count.
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Nicole_Flesher on August 01, 2006, 12:10:33 am
Ramsus must of lowered his post count.
Dude you can do that???
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Burning Zeppelin on August 01, 2006, 04:35:18 am
Ramsus must of lowered his post count.
Dude you can do that???
Yes. That suprised me first of all. FFXSage, apart from his sucking up, didn't seem like such a bad poster. Matt however, does, yet his post count is not lower.
Flesher...hot.
EDIT: Woah, why does FFXSAGE only have one post?
I don't know but it's funny.....HEY Burning z you really like my name don't you. NICOLE FLESHER.......What's so hot about it????
It has the word Flesh in it.
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Ramsus on August 01, 2006, 05:56:17 am
Ramsus must of lowered his post count.

Sorry, but I don't handle moderation tasks. Generally speaking, if someone gets banned, edited, or deleted, it probably wasn't me.

It's not because I can't, but because I shouldn't.
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: CyberSarkany on August 01, 2006, 07:16:24 am
Maybe he reached 999.999.999 posts or something, and now just the 1 from 1.000.000.000 is shown. Good luck to get 2, then.
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: CyberSarkany on August 01, 2006, 07:53:32 am
CyberSarkany, here's a slogan:

CyberSarkany - Training Marsupiles for war since the dawn of time

Cool, but what is a Marsupile?
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: ZeaLitY on August 01, 2006, 09:48:51 am
Marsupial is the correct spelling, I think. It's...a genus (I think) for kangaroos and other Australian animals.
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: CyberSarkany on August 01, 2006, 12:32:29 pm
OH! Now I got that slogan, haha.
Thanks, oh big Z..

And sry for the double post, didn't notice it :(
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Radical_Dreamer on August 02, 2006, 01:03:22 am
Marsupial is the correct spelling, I think. It's...a genus (I think) for kangaroos and other Australian animals.

Pouched mammals, in particular.
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Burning Zeppelin on August 02, 2006, 07:17:59 am
I thought it was too, but I saw that spelling once, and I thought it was some French military term. Whatever. The Marsupial! It is always pounded into our brain that the marsupial is an almost unique creature to Australia (except Paupa New Guinea, because they were once part of us...and soon will be again! - oh, and screw South-North America), and that they are awesome. Pouched mammals they are! The kangaroo, koala, opossum; all marsupials. Basically, the female has two vaginas.
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Nicole_Flesher on August 02, 2006, 11:37:28 am
I thought it was too, but I saw that spelling once, and I thought it was some French military term. Whatever. The Marsupial! It is always pounded into our brain that the marsupial is an almost unique creature to Australia (except Paupa New Guinea, because they were once part of us...and soon will be again! - oh, and screw South-North America), and that they are awesome. Pouched mammals they are! The kangaroo, koala, opossum; all marsupials. Basically, the female has two vaginas.
Two............ :shock: I have enough problems with one. how can something have two. I like kagaroos there pretty. You people australia can't have kangaroos as a pet can you? Can you have koalas?
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: CyberSarkany on August 02, 2006, 06:34:11 pm
I love kangaroos, too  :D
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Radical_Dreamer on August 03, 2006, 12:45:35 am
I thought it was too, but I saw that spelling once, and I thought it was some French military term. Whatever. The Marsupial! It is always pounded into our brain that the marsupial is an almost unique creature to Australia (except Paupa New Guinea, because they were once part of us...and soon will be again! - oh, and screw South-North America), and that they are awesome. Pouched mammals they are! The kangaroo, koala, opossum; all marsupials. Basically, the female has two vaginas.
Two............ :shock: I have enough problems with one. how can something have two. I like kagaroos there pretty. You people australia can't have kangaroos as a pet can you? Can you have koalas?

You think two vaginas is problematic...wait till you find out what a cloaca is.

And BZ...beyond being unique to Australia, they're tasty. Kangaroo can be a bit tough, but it's lean and packed with protein and iron. Good tasting and good for you. What more could you ask for?
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Burning Zeppelin on August 03, 2006, 04:10:51 am
First the British come and kill the Kangaroos, now the Americans :P
I thought it was too, but I saw that spelling once, and I thought it was some French military term. Whatever. The Marsupial! It is always pounded into our brain that the marsupial is an almost unique creature to Australia (except Paupa New Guinea, because they were once part of us...and soon will be again! - oh, and screw South-North America), and that they are awesome. Pouched mammals they are! The kangaroo, koala, opossum; all marsupials. Basically, the female has two vaginas.
Two............ :shock: I have enough problems with one. how can something have two. I like kagaroos there pretty. You people australia can't have kangaroos as a pet can you? Can you have koalas?
You need a license, and they probably wouldn't let you have one in the city.
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Nicole_Flesher on August 04, 2006, 12:15:53 am
First the British come and kill the Kangaroos, now the Americans :P
I thought it was too, but I saw that spelling once, and I thought it was some French military term. Whatever. The Marsupial! It is always pounded into our brain that the marsupial is an almost unique creature to Australia (except Paupa New Guinea, because they were once part of us...and soon will be again! - oh, and screw South-North America), and that they are awesome. Pouched mammals they are! The kangaroo, koala, opossum; all marsupials. Basically, the female has two vaginas.
Two............ :shock: I have enough problems with one. how can something have two. I like kagaroos there pretty. You people australia can't have kangaroos as a pet can you? Can you have koalas?
You need a license, and they probably wouldn't let you have one in the city.
Well I wouldn't want one in the city eather. I'll be driving down the road a kagaroo bouncing off my car or something like that. And it's owner chasing down the block saying....COME BACK JACK STOP....HAHAHA.....wELL I thought it was funny.
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Magus22 on August 04, 2006, 10:51:03 am
You're all very priviledged, ya know? Especially now that I'm here. That's right, The Sage has decided that he should start an account over here (finally) after the decline in decent posts over at GameFAQs (excluding Ice, of course).

The Sage hath goneth...

How is this thread still racking up posts...?
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: CyberSarkany on August 04, 2006, 04:33:19 pm
We are talking about kangaroos, and Zep, since he lives in Australia, knows about them.
Do you need to buy that license or what?

Oh, and btw.: Sharks also have 2 Penises, because 1 can easiely brake when having sex.
Some animals are far more advanced than we  :lee:
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Nicole_Flesher on August 04, 2006, 09:24:52 pm
We are talking about kangaroos, and Zep, since he lives in Australia, knows about them.
Do you need to buy that license or what?

Oh, and btw.: Sharks also have 2 Penises, because 1 can easiely brake when having sex.
Some animals are far more advanced than we  :lee:
How do you find out this stuff????
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: nightmare975 on August 04, 2006, 09:28:41 pm
We are talking about kangaroos, and Zep, since he lives in Australia, knows about them.
Do you need to buy that license or what?

Oh, and btw.: Sharks also have 2 Penises, because 1 can easiely brake when having sex.
Some animals are far more advanced than we  :lee:
How do you find out this stuff????

I'm guessing he googles this stuff.
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Burning Zeppelin on August 04, 2006, 11:06:51 pm
(http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/8499/loljs5.jpg)

Do you need to buy that license or what?
I think it depends on where you live, and for what purpose you need the kangaroo.
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Radical_Dreamer on August 05, 2006, 12:48:16 am
We are talking about kangaroos, and Zep, since he lives in Australia, knows about them.
Do you need to buy that license or what?

Oh, and btw.: Sharks also have 2 Penises, because 1 can easiely brake when having sex.
Some animals are far more advanced than we  :lee:

Sharks, rays, reptiles as well, oddly enough.

There's actually an endangered species of shark, I forget the name, that has two uterii. Several embryos develop in each, but one inevedibly eats all the others. The two victorious pups survive until birth by consuming the eggs that the mother drops into the wombs.
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: Nicole_Flesher on August 05, 2006, 01:03:24 am
From welcome to byefrom that to kagaroos from that to verginias from that to penises. hahahahaha this is HALARIOUS....... :lol:
Title: Re: The Sage hath cometh!
Post by: CyberSarkany on August 05, 2006, 07:26:38 am
What? Me and google? No way!
I learnd this stuff at school from my 6th year there(6 years ago) when I held a presentation about sharks.