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Title: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
Post by: neo-fusion on July 05, 2008, 03:51:00 am
Ok I am not a fan of CC so a lot of the time I agree with the 1 star reviewers and such.

Anyway, I saw these two reviews for CT, hilarious really.

"You already know everything about Chrono Trigger but I've got to say it for the sake of fairness that this is the most over-rated piece of crap I've ever played in my life. I honestly cannot nor ever will see what is so great about this boring, ugly, cliche-ridden waste of time and money."

So what is honestly bad about the game. Sure anyone can say it's overrated, but what didn't you like? Typical fanboy review. OVERATED BLABSGSJDDJF HALO IS BETTAR GRAPHICS = ONLY GOD GAMES

Here's the other one lol

"A Kid's Review

Chrono Trigger is the worst game I have ever played. The game is bad. It is not worth buying...The game has horrible graphics, sound, gameplay, and has an extreamly stupid and predictable plot... "

Horrible graphics... lol it's SNES not your beloved Xbox360 and PS3. You can go back to playing the crappy plot games now like halo and such... Horrible sound... yet again it's the SNES. I can kind of understand the gameplay. The battle system is a tad unresponsive, but it isn't horrible.

Extremely stupid and predictable plot.

I never saw the gate thing coming, I never saw the day of Lavos' coming. That's just me.

What's stupid about time traveling to save the world? I don't think it was done in any other game beforehand... uniqueness definetley.

So what do you think guys?
Title: Re: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
Post by: ZeaLitY on July 05, 2008, 03:54:55 am
(http://chronofan.com/Zeality/WRONG.png)
Title: Re: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
Post by: Schala Zeal on July 05, 2008, 03:55:26 am
Cops are probably gonna pull em over one night on the freeway and smell weed in their possession.
Title: Re: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
Post by: neo-fusion on July 06, 2008, 12:56:29 am
Cops are probably gonna pull em over one night on the freeway and smell weed in their possession.

PFFT jajajajjaja... i mean hahahaha.
Title: Re: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
Post by: VincentGAU8 on July 06, 2008, 03:52:10 am
I'm really lol-ing now..
Those kinds of posts are made by immature minds who might not have even played CT.. Fools...

BTW, i liked halo, although i would agree with most people that it is too over-rated for its own good..
Title: Re: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
Post by: x_XTacTX_x on July 06, 2008, 01:17:46 pm
(http://chronofan.com/Zeality/WRONG.png)

That is the most kickass .png I've ever seen.
Title: Re: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
Post by: V_Translanka on July 06, 2008, 02:44:54 pm
I've always wondered...does that sales figure include the sales of FFChronicles? Well, either way, I'm sure CTDS will tilt that into CT's favor afterwords...
Title: Re: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
Post by: Yourgingerestfan on July 06, 2008, 02:51:39 pm
thx zeality that pic summed up everything i wanted to say !
Title: Re: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
Post by: Schala Zeal on July 06, 2008, 03:03:15 pm
That flipper looks like a grey sausage...
Title: Re: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
Post by: Burning Zeppelin on July 06, 2008, 11:04:58 pm
CRONO XRSOSS SUZXXXXXX APBALLSZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
Post by: MDenham on July 06, 2008, 11:14:12 pm
CRONO XRSOSS SUZXXXXXX APBALLSZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is that an actual review you've seen, or just you making fun of people who don't like CC? :D
Title: Re: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
Post by: neo-fusion on July 08, 2008, 01:27:05 pm
Lol...

It's not that I don't like CC... well I don't. It has something to do with the plot being explained at the end and the use of 40 characters...
Title: Re: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
Post by: deviant_ambition on July 09, 2008, 02:31:54 am
Lol...

It's not that I don't like CC... well I don't. It has something to do with the plot being explained at the end and the use of 40 characters...
Beat the game to learn what the hell you've been doing this whole time?
Title: Re: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
Post by: neo-fusion on July 09, 2008, 11:17:19 am
Trying to save schala?
Title: Re: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
Post by: VincentGAU8 on September 04, 2008, 08:22:15 am
This was the worst i've seen...

http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/snes/review/R33342.html (http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/snes/review/R33342.html)

You might have probably seen this, and it is quite dated, but then it is not totally idiotic.. Although the score (and some of his points) might be..

My friend, you (and you alone) is missing out something

*sigh*, nobody really pleases everybody...
Title: Re: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
Post by: x_XTacTX_x on September 04, 2008, 09:32:15 am
This was the worst i've seen...

http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/snes/review/R33342.html (http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/snes/review/R33342.html)

You might have probably seen this, and it is quite dated, but then it is not totally idiotic.. Although the score (and some of his points) might be..

My friend, you (and you alone) is missing out something

*sigh*, nobody really pleases everybody...

*stranglehold on reviewer.*

Heh, wonder what he'd think of CC.
Title: Re: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
Post by: ONSLAUGHT on September 04, 2008, 04:37:15 pm
This was the worst i've seen...

http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/snes/review/R33342.html (http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/snes/review/R33342.html)

You might have probably seen this, and it is quite dated, but then it is not totally idiotic.. Although the score (and some of his points) might be..

My friend, you (and you alone) is missing out something

*sigh*, nobody really pleases everybody...

I was able to point out factual evidence as to how this guy is wrong on almost every single point. Quite often he'd compare to FF6 and say that it's better but honestly he just made FF6 sound worse or the same. If they love FF6 so much, why are they reviewing CT?
Title: Re: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
Post by: VincentGAU8 on September 04, 2008, 11:27:26 pm
The very least that could be said for his effort is that he rated the graphics and music of CT as they should be rated, testament to the game's audiovisual beauty.  All else is crap...


*stranglehold on reviewer.*

Heh, wonder what he'd think of CC.

Don't you ever let go Tact!!
Title: Re: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
Post by: ONSLAUGHT on September 04, 2008, 11:29:58 pm
The very least that could be said for his effort is that he rated the graphics and music of CT as they should be rated, testament to the game's audiovisual beauty.  All else is crap...


*stranglehold on reviewer.*

Heh, wonder what he'd think of CC.

Don't you ever let go Tact!!

Unless of course it's to get a clamp to hold while you go for bathroom, eating, sleeping, etc.
Title: Re: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
Post by: VincentGAU8 on September 04, 2008, 11:34:53 pm
The very least that could be said for his effort is that he rated the graphics and music of CT as they should be rated, testament to the game's audiovisual beauty.  All else is crap...


*stranglehold on reviewer.*

Heh, wonder what he'd think of CC.

Don't you ever let go Tact!!

Unless of course it's to get a clamp to hold while you go for bathroom, eating, sleeping, etc.

hehe.. Still, i am pretty much disappointed on how he saw Chrono Trigger as just another run-of-the-mill
RPG.. Most unfortunate
Title: Re: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
Post by: x_XTacTX_x on September 04, 2008, 11:43:22 pm
What? Never let go?... What the fuck?
Title: Re: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
Post by: VincentGAU8 on September 04, 2008, 11:49:01 pm
Hehe, What i mean is that you choke him to death..
Title: Re: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
Post by: Jutty on September 10, 2008, 02:40:17 am
The people reviewing in the first post are either below the age of 13 or entirely blitzed out of their mind while playing.
Title: Re: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
Post by: 4th Triforce piece on September 13, 2008, 12:59:46 am
I know your not going to like this answer but first thing:  Triforce thinks above revews are written by a person intoxicated or under the influence of substances.     

Second that it is all right to have reviews that mentions flaws cause not all criticism is meant to destroy a product but to mearly point out someones observations. 

 Just like I have noticed the characters dont' respond too good if you have a part member that dresses funny for the time-period.   Like Robo in the past or Frog in the future.   It's not everyday you see a human frog walking down the street or going into a Market.       When Blue Haired Magus stood in front of the King the king didn't even acknowledge his presence when he should have him chased with "A shot of Crisis" playing in the background.

That doesn't stop me from enjoying the game cause they worked hard in other areas to improvise. :D   It's still by far the most developed game I have seen on a Nintendo system to date besides MajorasMask.
Title: Re: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
Post by: Belaith on September 13, 2008, 04:13:32 pm
I love how this thread went from "Idiotic reviews" to "AAHZ HE DONT LIKE CC? O.o"
Title: Re: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
Post by: V_Translanka on September 13, 2008, 04:28:07 pm
Oh, who didn't know it was going there...?
Title: Re: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
Post by: ONSLAUGHT on September 13, 2008, 11:22:43 pm
well, personally I find it hard to find idiotic reviews of the game cause it generally gets good reviews.

Here's one that I picked up.
http://www.gamespot.com/snes/rpg/chronotrigger/player_review.html?id=301332&tag=readerreviews;continue

Very uninformative and doesn't even state why other games are better.
Talks more about how he enjoyed SoM than why he didn't enjoy CT.
Title: Re: Idiotic reviews... post the ones you've seen for CT or CC
Post by: 4th Triforce piece on September 26, 2008, 10:41:56 pm
On the flip side I have seen reviews that makes a game more positive then it is,  It can be sooo bad that it's like CT is all the person lives for.  It's that way with any hit game.     

Lesson of reviewing:  Always have second opinions and don't just rush to the first review you see.


Commandment 11: Thou shalt not be rude in thy tounge of evil. :D