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(http://chronofan.com/Zeality/1235881014962.jpg)
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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII HATE THAT THREDGEHOG
(http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk1/FaFniR_Medley/robotnik106198r12923766.jpg)
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NEEDS MOAR TIDOS
(http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii162/x_XTacTX_x/1235540295912.jpg)
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NOT
FUNNY
GUYS
(http://chronofan.com/Zeality/1156146087955.jpg)
ITS GATORADE
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(http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/6863/watt.png)
PS: We need a translation of that pic ZeaLitY posted PRONTO to make sure no international laws were violated on that show.
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I SEE THAT AND I'LL RAISE YOU
(http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii162/x_XTacTX_x/1234278088548.jpg)
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OH YEAH WELL
(http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk1/FaFniR_Medley/n839370500_1935644_8398.jpg)
GRRRRR ZEEEEAAALTEEEEE (http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk1/FaFniR_Medley/title-scarymonkey-2.gif)
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I AM A REAL AMERICAN
FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN
I AM A REAL AMERICAN
FIGHT FOR WHAT'S RIGHT
FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE
(http://chronofan.com/Zeality/1195970283329.jpg)
CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY
(http://chronofan.com/Zeality/1198536124433.jpg)
Kano, Liu Kang, Rayden, Johnny Cage,
Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Sonya.
MORTAL KOMBAT!
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What the frell!
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(http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii162/x_XTacTX_x/1235705534126.jpg)
SHIT AND THIS ARE SPELLED WITH THE SAME LETTERS
AERIS DIES
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xZeaLitYx (03:50:04): SPEECHLESS
xPodobox (03:50:25): CHUNKO TROGRERER
xZeaLitYx (03:50:55): FUCK
xPodobox (03:51:14): STOP PLAYING VIDEO GAMES THEY'RE BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH HERE HAVE A CIGAR
(http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk1/FaFniR_Medley/Wow3.jpg)
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I... I really don't understand.
(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g274/Marneus767/LOLWUT5.jpg)
I'm just waiting for V to see this thread and have a heart attack.
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I... I really don't understand.
(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g274/Marneus767/LOLWUT5.jpg)
I'm just waiting for V to see this thread and have a heart attack.
HAHA YOU GET IT
FOR YOU, ZEPHIRA
(http://chronofan.com/Zeality/dachshund_poster2_lg.gif)
I HAD ONE NAMED SAM, BEST FUCKING PET EVER
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PATRICIOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii162/x_XTacTX_x/Patrick_star.gif)
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HEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAW
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(http://chronofan.com/Zeality/facebook2.png)
(http://chronofan.com/Zeality/grandpa.jpg)
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(http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii162/x_XTacTX_x/1235856320676.gif)
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WHY AREN'T YOU PLAYING
(http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk1/FaFniR_Medley/holy--.jpg)
WIN FABULOUS PRIZES
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<img src="http://eaesthete.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/sarah-palin-hunter.jpg">
IN TH NAM O LIBERTREE!
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(http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/7291/cbotannounced.png)
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RICK ASTLEY YES
YASUNORI MITSUDA...
(http://chronofan.com/Zeality/hellno2.gif)
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(http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/7788/chronoprot.png)
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I GOT SOMETHING DEEP INSIDE OF ME
COURAGE IS THE THING THAT KEEPS US FREEEEEEEEEEEEE
(http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/watchdog/blog/Hulk-Hogan-.jpg)
Z, your knowledge of "I'm a real American" excites me.
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All I can say is...
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y125/FouCapitan/1229576762275.jpg)
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... yeah, I'm going to agree with Fou there.
(http://www.internettrader.biz/Silly%20Scallions.jpg)
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This thread will be reported and please someone close this and stop resopnding to that spammer. :shock: :( :picardno
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I'm sorry, but you don't get to talk, Triforce. One, Z posted this. Z is practically a god. Two, I've dug through some of your posts. They're no better.
Silly Triforce.
(http://fc52.deviantart.com/fs7/f/2005/209/5/7/_1triforce2.png)
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This thread will be reported and please someone close this and stop resopnding to that spammer. :shock: :( :picardno
It's all in good fun.
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This thread will be reported and please someone close this and stop resopnding to that spammer. :shock: :( :picardno
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BEST THHREAD EVAR
(http://smashfactor.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/dedede-1.jpg)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2162/2190757009_38f5ac0cd0.jpg?v=0) = (http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/ssb/images/thumb/3/3b/Porky.jpg/250px-Porky.jpg)
WAT
(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/bleach/en/images//5/59/GrimmjowAnimeEp138.jpg)
GRIMMJOW APPROVES OF THIS MESSAGE
NO SIR I PREFER THE SPAGHETTI
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(http://reporting.journalism.ku.edu/fall08/adler-noland/assets_c/2008/12/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster_2-thumb-514x514.jpg) - HAVE YOU BEEN TOUCHED BY HIS NOODLY APPENDAGE?
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HERP DERP
(http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii162/x_XTacTX_x/1235969599104.png)
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This thread will be reported and please someone close this and stop resopnding to that spammer. :shock: :( :picardno
I agree. you all should be ashamed of yourselves!!
First you ban Shadow D. Darkman cause you feel like it, and then you go and make this thread!? What's wrong with you? You all need to grow up and HAVE A HEART ATTACK AND DIEEEEEEEEEEEEIEIIIIEIIII WANNA ROCK
ROCK
DUNUNUN DUNUNUNU NU NUUUUUU
-THE LEDGE END OF HELGA-
MANY YEARS AGO PRINCE DARKNESSES "GANNNON"
MADE LOTS OF SPAGHETTI AND LUIGI SHAVED HIS MUSTACHE
AND TURNED INTO A GORIYA WITH POWER. LINK IS THE ONLY
MOBILE PERSON IN ALL OF HYRULE THAT ISN'T A MONSTER AND
THUS IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DEFEAT GANON AND GO TO
HIS SECRET SPAGHETTI FACTORY ON PLANET ZEBETH, WHICH HE
CALLS TOURIAN. WATCH OUT BECAUSE FLOATING SPAGHETTIOS
ATTACK YOU AND YOU CAN FALL IN SPAGHETTI SAUCE AND THERE'S
TANKS FULL OF MEATBALLS. ALSO SOME CRAP ABOUT A GAY PURPLE
DRAGON AND HIS LIFE PARTNER, A REALLY FAT LIZARD NAMED KRAID.
JOIN HIM ON HIS QUEST
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y247/ssjlink1/ingenius.jpg)
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y247/ssjlink1/starfacewindu.jpg)
OH NOES LINK PULLED A MUSCLE DODGING BOOMERANGS WHEN HE GOT THE TERRITORY
WAIT IT'S CAPTIN IN N OUT
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y247/ssjlink1/kevlink1.jpg)(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y247/ssjlink1/kevlink2.jpg)
LET'S JOURNEY TO RUTO
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y247/ssjlink1/random/uh.4.jpg)
NO THE OTHER RUTO
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y247/ssjlink1/random/uh.7.jpg)
NO THE OTHER RUTO
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y247/ssjlink1/random/1177473143368.gif)
yes... yes...
ON THE SURFACE OF ZEBES, AN UNWANTED RIVAL APPEARS
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y247/ssjlink1/random/riko.jpg)
KEVIN IN N OUT DEFEATS HIM WITH HIS BONER
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y247/ssjlink1/random/uh.jpg)
(...unfortunately, Link and Zelda have seizures and pass out from the massive amount of Caps Lock in this post.)
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y247/ssjlink1/random/rinkrinkror.jpg)
(so, a friend of theirs will have to fill in for them while they are incapacitated)
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y247/ssjlink1/random/ohsnap.jpg)
FREEZE THIS IS DA PLUMBER'S TRADE!! GET ON THE GROUND, MUTHA(condoms.)!!
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y247/ssjlink1/random/1177467958472.jpg)
SPAGHETTI BOMB SET GET OUT FAST IF YOU DON'T LIKE SPAGHETTI!!
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y247/ssjlink1/lukeiswaco.jpg)
OH MY GOD MARIO IS STILL INSIDE!!! ...but he's okay. He ate his way out!!
THANK GOD
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y247/ssjlink1/random/1177472936708.jpg)
"So, like, how do you feel?"
"Oooh, too much-a pasta and spaghetti!!" FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTT
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y247/ssjlink1/random/Mariofarty.jpg)
"oh god Mario, my eyes are burning!!!"
and Link died. Game Over
<3 Continue
Save
Retry
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...I think I'm going to make a user rank called SURREAL just to honor that.
Wow. You won the game.
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I love you Cap'n B.
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...that's only because I cheated, to be honest. After I broke the internet, it was like shoving a shotgun barrel down a pipe with a piranha plant in it. And pulling the trigger.
(http://www.vagabondish.com/wp-content/uploads/wanted-time-traveler.jpg)
LISTEN MARTY I'M SURE PLUTONIUM IS AVAILABLE AT EVERY CORNER DRUG STORE IN 1985, BUT IN 1955 IT'S A LITTLE HARDER TO COME BY
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(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y247/ssjlink1/random/riko.jpg)
I forgot who made this, but I liked his flash stuff.
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Rainbow animations.
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Zea
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y125/FouCapitan/1228119168679.jpg)
I came here to do two things. Kick ass and chew gum...
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y125/FouCapitan/1194061255131.gif)
This gum is awesome.
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NAOUGH YOU DEFEATHED MEAH
(http://gotnomilk.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/chicken-pot-pie21.jpg)
TAKE THIS AND LEAVE
LEAVE ME ALONE
(http://a5.vox.com/6a00c22521073e8e1d0109d0ebcb4d000f-500pi)
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One more time
Celebrate and dance are free
Music's got me feeling so free
Celebrate and dance are free
One more time
Music's got me feeling so free
We gonna celebrate
Celebrate and dance are free
One more time
(http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/5578/image1d.png)
THE ARK LIVES
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huh?
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In a fit of Ark-centric celebration, I tried to put the "FW" in "WTF."
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huh?
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(http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk1/FaFniR_Medley/116_4_317.jpg)
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I'M TAKING YOU WITH ME!!
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y125/FouCapitan/1196769930946.gif)
But seriously folks, just what is going on here?
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y125/FouCapitan/1233289356307.gif)(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y125/FouCapitan/1232951515198.gif)
Don't worry... Be happy...
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y125/FouCapitan/1232954206976.gif)
Happy~ Happy~ Happy~
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y125/FouCapitan/1229822218227.gif)
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I'm pretty sure I get it...It's like art, right? The literal expression of Zoah if he spoke via pictures (or like Leech's dead friend from X-Men...or, wait, is Leech dead too? Who keeps track in the Marvel Universe?)! C'mon, boy, what is it? Korcha's trapped in a well? Who gives a fuck? Take some Coldkiller X & calm your ass down~!!
(http://i364.photobucket.com/albums/oo81/V_Translanka/ColdKillerX.png)
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(http://www.thinkin-lincoln.com/files/awesomehorse.gif)
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Would've been better with sparks shooting from the horse as it slid.
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If you're going to go that route, why not just make it a trail of blood?
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Whoa, hey, really? We're just going to sidestep the issue here? I don't think so. Every time someone other than Zeality makes a thread with no apparent purpose other than to goof off and have fun, V_Translanka soon comes around and tells everyone participating in said thread - and the maker of the thread in particular - that they are idiots who should contribute something meaningful to the forum. Zeality being one of the site's founders does not stop this from being a double standard. So either this thread needs to go, or all threads of this nature are fair game. I am fine either way; just be consistent, will ya?
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Whoa, hey, really? We're just going to sidestep the issue here? I don't think so. Every time someone other than Zeality makes a thread with no apparent purpose other than to goof off and have fun, V_Translanka soon comes around and tells everyone participating in said thread - and the maker of the thread in particular - that they are idiots who should contribute something meaningful to the forum. Zeality being one of the site's founders does not stop this from being a double standard. So either this thread needs to go, or all threads of this nature are fair game. I am fine either way; just be consistent, will ya?
If it helps anything, the entire idea for this thread was conceived by myself during an IM session between me and ZealitY. Ergo, I was the true creator of this thread.
Also, Ballshackles
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Whoa, hey, really? We're just going to sidestep the issue here?...(more junk)
Yes, yes we are.
If it makes you feel better, though...
(http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/286/lameasslamerox7.png)
Every time someone...makes a thread with no apparent purpose..., V_Translanka soon comes around and tells everyone...that they are idiots who should contribute something meaningful to the forum.
Nuh-uh! I totally leave the entire RP forum alone basically...! :lol:
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Depends what kinds of threads he's closing. I don't bother reading much of the social threads on the site, because it's hard enough going through every Chrono thread that looks relevant to see if there's anything newsworthy.
For the record, CHRONO COMIX and this thread are examples of fine surreal humor. There's a difference between funny picture thread and "...what the hell...?" threads. Mmm, what the hell...? If you think this is funny, YOU UNDERSTAND:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6uKc6gAoK0
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I'D FIGHT YOU BILLY BOYYYYYYYYYYYY
ZZZZUZZZZZZZ ZUUUU ZUZZZZZZZ FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIING
(http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk1/FaFniR_Medley/IDONTUNDERSTANNNNND2.jpg)
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(http://www.funnycorner.net/pictures/5888/Suddenly-bananas.jpg)
(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/captainfalcon-falconprayer.jpg)
I STOLE THESE
OMG
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SUDDENLY, BANANAS!
(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/teamfortress2-hidecowards.jpg)
GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER!
(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/supersmashbrosbrawl-linkheaven.jpg)
Oh, and this:
(http://fc66.deviantart.com/fs42/f/2009/061/0/6/MAGUS_NO_by_Ryan_Cole.jpg)
deviantArt, how I love thee so. Is it possible to marry a website?
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WINONA RYDER IS SCHALA CAN'T EXPLAIN NOT MUCH TIME LEFT BYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEE
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I'm bak this took me many days
(http://i511.photobucket.com/albums/s352/Festus_05/SCHA_LA_HEAD_SCHA-LA.jpg)
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I demand Winona/Schala/Hulk porn now! It must exist!
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y125/FouCapitan/1196424190190.gif)
Japanese have high blood pressure.
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Holy crap Fou that is awesome.
If Mario and Street Fighter joined forces:
(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/supermariobros-streetfighter-superstreetbros.jpg)
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(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h206/bcdart/measmario.jpg)
Mario will prank call you until the end of time.
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LUIGI-KEN HAS A MUSH-PENIS IN HIS MOUTH
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CUNT WASP
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:fuk :fuk :fuk
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:fuk :fuk :fuk :fuk :fuk :fuk :fuk :fuk
THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Tacotittle
:fuk
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(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/halolz-dot-com-xbox-femalegamers.jpg)
I DONT UNDERSTAND. Why are other women so bad at game? D:
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(http://www.clanraa.dk/pics/lol.jpg)
Fuckwaffle Shitass.
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(http://i587.photobucket.com/albums/ss315/Laithman/jailbait.png)
MY PRECIOUSSSSSSSSS POPTARTTTTT
(http://i587.photobucket.com/albums/ss315/Laithman/zomfg.png)
LIKE TWO UNFUNNY COCKS
(http://i587.photobucket.com/albums/ss315/Laithman/red.png)
TILL SOMEONE LOSES AN EYE... THEN HEY... FREE EYE!!!!!
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:fuk :fuk :fuk :fuk :fuk :fuk :fuk :fuk :fuk :fuk :fuk :fuk :fuk :fuk
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I am all for more smileys even if I'll never use them, but if its going to be that big can you at least put it in the more category?
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I am all for more smileys even if I'll never use them, but if its going to be that big can you at least put it in the more category?
QFT
(http://hollywoodprop.com/thehoss.gif)
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I am all for more smileys even if I'll never use them, but if its going to be that big can you at least put it in the more category?
I agree. Though it's a cool lookin' thing, I don't think the general public would use it much.
... plus, it throws me off.
Also, :fuk
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I am all for more smileys even if I'll never use them, but if its going to be that big can you at least put it in the more category?
:nou
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Why does this thread exist.
Everyone who posted in this thread should be ashamed of themselves.
Also, someone lock this thread and never talk about it again.
Also, I hope all of you get permabanned
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Why does this thread exist.
Everyone who posted in this thread should be ashamed of themselves.
Also, someone lock this thread and never talk about it again.
Also, I hope all of you get permabanned
The irony of your comment...
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The thread is fine by me, I would prefer it not to spill out to the rest of the forums though. I'll just adblock the image for now.
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Why does this thread exist.
Everyone who posted in this thread should be ashamed of themselves.
Also, someone lock this thread and never talk about it again.
Also, I hope all of you get permabanned
Is this a joke? As you'll notice quite a few admins/mods have posted in here...I'm sure we're all moderately ashamed of ourselves, though for different reasons than this thread...
If it makes you feel better, i've said, I made this for somewhat general use (and already used it in this thread)...
(http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/286/lameasslamerox7.png)
Unfortunately though, Locke shant make an appearance unless someone wants to make some sort of surreal & wacky picture with him...?
Yes, that's a request, c'mon, he wants it "Locke'd", it's our jobs to give it to him, right~!?!
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Why does this thread exist.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surreal_humour
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:fuk
Why does this thread exist.
Everyone who posted in this thread should be ashamed of themselves.
Also, someone lock this thread and never talk about it again.
Also, I hope all of you get permabanned
You know what... How about a second helping?
:fuk
Welcome to the Compendium! fuk!
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Here ya go, VeeMan!
(http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c183/ZephyrAnalea/surrealLocke.png)
I think we should make a contest out of it. Make moar surreal Lockes/other Square characters and submit them in this thread?
:fuk
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(http://starswebworx.lc-stars.com/swiss_photo/images/Photoweb_images/Switzerland/Gruyere-cow-pig.jpg)
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V V V V V
(http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/h/half_pig_half_cow-12446.jpg)
POWERZ KOMBINE!
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXWrong
+
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/27/Bird.parts.jpg)
=
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_x4_N2JYJj3c/RfQ6AsUbVgI/AAAAAAAAAHc/KMxfSw-l0JE/s400/anker+posted+image+1.jpg)
SWINE FLEW
(http://e-biscuit.com/images/uploads/HamSandwich.jpg)(http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/5967014/2/istockphoto_5967014-money-syringe.jpg)
THE ONLY CURES FOR SWINE FLEW.
4 teh childrens.
Also:
:fuk
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I hope the swine flu is gone soon, so we can live in hammony. :fuk -hyuk :fuk -hyuk
How do you take your puns? Dry or extra dry? Is punning even allowed in this thread? It's kind of the opposite of surreal humor, in that they're so obvious that people get pissed off.
Well, just for good measure:
:fuk -Does you likes me?
:picardno -Don't look at me.
:fuk -I didn't know we could wear makeup here?
:picardno -That was no question
:fuk -You can't tell but I is sad inside.
:picardno -...Me tizzle... Me tizzle.
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:picardno -Don't look at me.
:fuk -I didn't know we could wear makeup here?
(http://myspace-542.vo.llnwd.net/00503/24/54/503424542_l.jpg)
High five!
How do you take your puns? Dry or extra dry?
(http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m166/billysugarfix/miscellanea_alchimia.jpg)
LOOK HE'S GOT A WOODY.
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(http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m166/billysugarfix/miscellanea_alchimia.jpg)
AW SHUCKS FIRST THIS AND NOW A SEVERED HAND FALLS UPON MY LOAF.
THAT'S COCKNEY RHYME.
:fuk
(really. bread=head, sub. head w/ loaf)
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(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/182/467428098_f15f56afc3.jpg)
DOES IT LOOK INFUCKTED? DOES IT?
COS I.... I... I CAN'T............ I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT..
(http://i587.photobucket.com/albums/ss315/Laithman/WTF.jpg)
(http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/wtf-is-this-shit.jpg)
BUT FIRST A MESSAGE FROM OUR SPONSORS.. WAIT..
(http://i587.photobucket.com/albums/ss315/Laithman/cuntwasp.png)
*INSERT DICKASS HERE*
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We need to keep this thread more family friendly.
Like this.
(http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/492/scarywtf.png)
And this.
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1. Jack (Henry Thomas), who has been drinking, is seen driving along a road at night talking on his cell phone. The clock on the dashboard reads 11:14 p.m. Suddenly, as he drives under an overpass, something smashes across the windshield, causing him to skid off the road. He stops by a deer crossing sign and gets out to inspect the damage, and finds a body with a badly mutilated face lying close to his car. When he sees another car approaching, he panics and drags the body out of sight. The car pulls up next to him, and the driver, Norma (Barbara Hershey), assumes that he hit a deer. She offers to call the police over Jack's protests, insisting that it's no trouble because she has a new cell phone that she 'never uses' and because she is friends with the chief of police. Norma offers Jack a ride to her house to wait for the police, but he declines. When she drives off, Jack decides to hide the body in the trunk of his car. He gets back into the car to pull away, but a police officer pulls up behind him. Officer Hannagan (Clark Gregg) speaks with Jack, and noting his odd behavior, asks him if he would submit to a breathalyzer test. Jack requests a sobriety test instead, which Hannagan administers. When the officer checks with dispatch, he finds that Jack's license has been revoked for driving under the influence. Hannagan tells Jack that he is under arrest and that his car will be impounded. When he finds the body in the trunk, Hannagan handcuffs Jack with a cable tie and tells the 2 people already in the back of the cruiser, Duffy (Shawn Hatosy) and Buzzy (Hilary Swank), to move over so that Jack will fit. While Hannagan argues with Buzzy, who refuses to move over, Jack is able to pull his Leatherman Micra out of his pocket, cut the cable tie, and escape. Hannagan pursues, leaving the cruiser door open, and Duffy and Buzzy also escape. Jack runs across a property with security lights and a dog, causing the owner, Norma, to come out. She is obviously upset, and is looking for her husband Frank (Patrick Swayze) because she just received a phone call that their daughter, Cheri (Rachael Leigh Cook), was killed in a hit-and-run accident. Hannagan catches up to Jack at this point, and Norma angrily strikes Jack with a flashlight, assuming that he is responsible for her daughter's death.
2. Teenagers Tim (Stark Sands), Mark (Colin Hanks) and Eddie (Ben Foster) are driving around causing trouble by throwing things out of the windows of Mark's van, including a book they have set on fire. Mark, distracted by Eddie peeing out the van's window, hits and kills Cheri, who was crossing the road. They stop, but flee the scene when Duffy comes toward the van with a gun. As Duffy fires on the retreating van, Tim realises that the accident also caused the van's window to snap shut, cutting Eddie's penis off. Tim insists that Mark stop, and Tim goes back to find it. Tim is accosted by the paramedics, Leon (Jason Segel) and Kevin (Rick Gomez) at the scene, but manages to escape and get the severed penis back to Eddie.
3. Frank is walking his dog late at night and discovers his daughter - Cheri - car keys next to the dead body of Aaron (Blake Heron) in the cemetery. Thinking his daughter is responsible, Frank packs the body in the trunk of Aarons's car, accidentally locking the keys in with the body. He breaks a window to get into the car, and then drives to a bridge. He has to hide from a car driven by Duffy that passes by, but then disposes of the body by dropping it over the bridge, where it lands on Jack's car (as seen at the start of the film). His dog runs off with his blood-soaked jacket. He chases it, eventually catching it. He sees the burning book the teenagers threw, and uses it to light his jacket on fire. His wife, Norma sees him, and gives him a ride home, where she sends him out to look for the deer that Jack supposedly hit.
4. Buzzy is working at a convenience store late at night. Her friend and co-worker Duffy arrives and they begin discussing Cheri's pregnancy and money for an abortion. Mark and Eddie arrive after the store is closed, but Duffy lets them come in. They are there to buy the items to throw out the van windows. After they leave, Duffy tells Buzzy his plan to steal the $500 from the store. Cheri arrives and she and Duffy go into the cooler. Meanwhile, Buzzy is playing around with Duffy's revolver (the one he plans to use to rob the store) and she accidentally shoots a bullet through a glass door, barely missing Duffy and Cheri. Cheri leaves and Duffy asks Buzzy to allow him to steal the money. Buzzy objects, fearful of losing her job, but relents, while insisting that Duffy shoot her in the arm to make it look like an authentic robbery. He shoots her in the arm, and then dials 9-1-1 for her, leaving while she is on the phone. Duffy looks for his keys, barely escaping the police who are arriving more quickly than he thought they would. While driving away, he passes by Aaron's car, where Frank has parked it preparing to dispose of Aaron's body. Duffy then sees Cheri parked and tells her he found the money. When she gets out of her car, he witnesses her death and shoots at the teenagers that hit her. He is then arrested by Officer Hannagan for shooting at the van and for the store robbery, based on the description someone phoned in (later revealed to be Cheri). Buzzy is arrested as an accomplice when she refuses to identify Duffy.
5. Cheri leaves her house to have sex with Aaron at the cemetery. Aaron is leaning against a tombstone that has a stone angel on top. The angel's neck is damaged and the heavy stone head falls onto Aaron's face, killing him instantly. This is the reason his face is so damaged when his body hits Jack's car. Cheri runs away from the scene, dropping the set of keys we saw Frank find in the earlier scene. Cheri borrows her father's car and goes to the convenience store to get Duffy's bowling ball, intending to replace the angel head and implicate Duffy. As she drives away from the store she sees the shooting and reports a description of Duffy to the police. When Cheri arrives back at the cemetery, she abandons the bowling ball when she sees that Aaron's body is gone. She tries to leave but her car is again having trouble starting. Her cell phone rings, and she begins talking to Jack. This is the phone conversation the movie begins with, continued to inform the viewer that Cheri's 'pregnancy' is actually a scam to get money from both Duffy and Aaron so that Cheri and Jack can leave town together. In the midst of the call, Duffy calls out Cheri's name from across the street to tell her that he got the money. Cheri hangs up quickly, and crossing the street, the mobile rings again, and distracted, she stops in the middle of the road, where she is hit by the van containing Mark, Tim, and Eddie. The camera pans to Cheri's cell phone, which reads 11:14 p.m.
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RANDOM!
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lol
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Wasn't that toast guy on catdog or some shit?
This thread went from being surreal humor to posting random ass pics.
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Wasn't that toast guy on catdog or some shit?
This thread went from being surreal humor to posting random ass pics.
I was trying to kill it. Toastman is from ren and stimpy
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The only thing in this thread so far that's made me actually laugh out loud.
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The only thing in this thread so far that's made me actually laugh out loud.
I dunno. I kind of liked the "Iron my shirt bitch!" one XD
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How far does that go?
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The only thing in this thread so far that's made me actually laugh out loud.
That was quite funny.
UN HIERBA DEL COOCHIE..
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ABSOLUTELY NO YIFFING
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any, and every, picture, with HIS head, is really disturbing
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any, and every, picture, with HIS head, is really disturbing
Exactly. :D
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Do you really need that many cocks?
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Do you really need that many cocks?
Me? Nah. I don't need any, I suppose. :lol:
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Darwin loves optical organs too!
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There's no meaning behind posting random pics. There should be some surreal ass story to go along with it leaving people wondering WHAT THE FUCK.
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So, more Kafka, less Kefka?
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less tit more fuk
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There's no meaning behind posting random pics. There should be some surreal ass story to go along with it leaving people wondering WHAT THE FUCK.
/sarcasm I agree we should respect the sanctity of this thread. /sarcasm
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There's no meaning behind posting random pics. There should be some surreal ass story to go along with it leaving people wondering WHAT THE FUCK.
/sarcasm I agree we should respect the sanctity of this thread. /sarcasm
surrealism has stories? Ummm no... not really. not that I know of.
the most surrealistic stories I have seen are Zeality and everyone else going
SHITFUCKTITTIES in the irc
so yeah.
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Serge, read ... well, anything by Kafka. Those are surreal stories.
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In keeping with this thread, I have a sentence that fails to be translated by Google, Babelfish, and the Windows Live translator:
Handle carefully the intact watermelon to detonation prevent!
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I don't understand why the hell my account is FUCKED! What the hell did I do?
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Your brain death and sudden resurrection over IRC would explain it handily methinks.
http://www.chronocompendium.com/Forums/index.php/topic,7406.0.html
ZeaLitY says you're supposed to produce pics of your brother after a sound beating. Then we'll send him an e-card collage :D.
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This is ridiculous. I've never been so ashamed of my own brother in my entire life.
I'd like to apologise to each and every member on his behalf for upsetting you. It was completely uncalled for and I had no part in it whatsoever. I'm asking that you all believe me when I say that I had nothing to do with this and I truly believe it was fucked up beyond belief. I was at my girlfriend's house when this took place, and trust me, I wouldn't have let it happen if I were home.
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I would like to state publicly, based on several PM's I received from "Laith's brother" just after the sham was revealed that as far as I can tell the personality behind it was different. I retract my statement over IRC that it might have been Laith; he may have shared some general info about a fan project with his brother after all.
Certainly easier to believe than that there's a grand conspiracy in which the Chrono Compendium admins are all screwing ourselves with a self-inflicted C&D.
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In light of the surreal nature of this thread, I propose the following for your viewing pleasure:
Certainly easier to believe than that there's a grand conspiracy in which the Chrono Compendium admins are all screwing ourselves with a self-inflicted C&D.
That's just what you'd expect someone involved in a grand conspiracy to say.
Obviously You have all betrayed us and sold CE to SE, under the smokescreen of a C&D, in order to gain philological trademark over the consonant shift C->S, at which point you'll have a legal foothold to seize (or "cease"!) See's Candy, drawing from the video game, C&C for inspiration. With that fine candy making company under your belt you will be poised to mass produce cocaine under the guise of the cocoa products associated with chocolate, thereby gaining dictatorship over the sweet-loving female masses.
This is all so you can have your own harem of menstruating women, isn't it?!
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2001/11/30/
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I would like to state publicly, based on several PM's I received from "Laith's brother" just after the sham was revealed that as far as I can tell the personality behind it was different. I retract my statement over IRC that it might have been Laith; he may have shared some general info about a fan project with his brother after all.
Certainly easier to believe than that there's a grand conspiracy in which the Chrono Compendium admins are all screwing ourselves with a self-inflicted C&D.
Contrary to the above, I'd just like to say Amen with no sarcasm.
Also, I'm confused. Is this a surrealist humor thread or an absurdist humor thread? While the line between the two is vague and thin, it does exist. In either case, I propose everybody watch Alice and Wonderland on acid. Then jump through your own mirror, however small it may be. Then get someone to call 9-11. You took too many drugs. Everything is going to be okay. Then you'll find five dollars.
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I only found three. Assholeshitfucktittydamn.
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I only found three. Assholeshitfucktittydamn.
You must have done it wrong :lol:
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I should go to sleep...
My music player is playing City of Delusion, but sounds like the girl who sang Radical Dreamers is singing the song, and in Japanese >.>
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I should go to sleep...
My music player is playing City of Delusion, but sounds like the girl who sang Radical Dreamers is singing the song, and in Japanese >.>
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You know, you just play too much Chrono Cross. Maybe some love of Harle is good enough for you.
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Harlequin: Au revoir, mon Serge!
See you again!
And Serge,
pleaze dream of moi!
Oui?
NEWS: J.R.R. Tolkien and Blizzard just send a C & D letter to SE for copyright infringement of their character.
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Noice Yob!
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Mr. Spock believes this is illogical.
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Mr. Spock believes this is illogical.
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Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a mariachi band!
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SCHALA MOM IS GIVING ME HINDLICK MANURE!
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(http://i511.photobucket.com/albums/s352/Festus_05/untitled.jpg) Gee dis Lavos thing iz reel nazty an all but I don wanna tell mom she might take my CD's n shi and that wouldn't be cool
SCHALA MOM IS GIVING ME HINDLICK MANURE!
i wana fuk u in ur buttass
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(http://i511.photobucket.com/albums/s352/Festus_05/untitled.jpg) Gee dis Lavos thing iz reel nazty an all but I don wanna tell mom she might take my CD's n shi and that wouldn't be cool
SCHALA MOM IS GIVING ME HINDLICK MANURE!
i wana fuk u in ur buttass
I take it you're related to Laith?
By the way, CB, that picture is fucking creepy. Worse than the cat-with-man-face, and worse than the Mr.HarleBean, AND worse than the gay cowboy-on-dino statue.
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It is Laith. Lol, I requested a name change.
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...meh, I kinda liked Laith.
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@Serge - It's not that different.
@theartistformerlyknownaslaith - Called it. This one's for you.
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Would've been hella better if that said "surprise buttsecks". ;)
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SRRY STOLE IT.
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It's great, though. I appreciate the fact that you thought about me. ;)
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:D Any time. Really, I can't help it now. Some of these are just so good.
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:lol:
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I WANT TO RIDE MY BICYCLE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GugsCdLHm-Q)
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I wana ried ur bysickle two.
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You know that song is about being gay, right?
Old Freddy used to ride his bike everywhere, and haters would drive by yelling "fag" or "bikes are gay" etc. and he ended up becoming a famous rock singer, AND getting those same dickheads to come to his concerts, AND getting them to sing along.
Karma is cyclical. Or, should I say, karma is bi-cyclical. :lol:
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Karma is cyclical. Or, should I say, karma is bi-cyclical. :lol:
I thought he was gay not bi...OH! That was just a lame pun got ya.
EDIT: It is a pun right?
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WAFFELENHEIMER MANUVER
A WILD FLYING EGG ATTACKS!
COMPENDIUM SENDS OUT WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU USES (boom)
YOU WON!
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Karma is cyclical. Or, should I say, karma is bi-cyclical. :lol:
I thought he was gay not bi...OH! That was just a lame pun got ya.
EDIT: It is a pun right?
Yes, moreso on the word bicycle. bicyclical looks weird, so I hyphenated. :wink:
:fuk :fuk :fuk
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......Dr. McNinja reference?
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......Dr. McNinja reference?
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........Mebbeh.....
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Atleast he didn't hit the raptor
*pats raptor* good boi!
btw: topless naga here.
http://www.geocities.com/cheatscanner/toplessnaga.png
someone else should make topless naga too.
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You know that song is about being gay, right?
To be honest, I don't particularly care; the song is flat-out bizarre. So is this one. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHzIG_iZRWY) (Then again, it's Blue Oyster Cult.)
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The music is fine, I just think the context in which it was written is extra-hilarious.
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:hi
ass holes
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fuk u faf and ur dingy fukhoel.
can i has ppppppppenis penis tacotittle penis duck
penile
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^He is could be:
1. Waving.
2. Telling me to stop. (In the name of love? Before I break his heart?)
3. Performing a Vedic hand gesture symbolic of higher wisdom...
4. Casting a spell?
Clearly he has made an effort to mask his true intentions by wearing a giant mascot head.
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Uboa, you forgot one...!
5. Clearly they're not trying anymore with S. Darko.
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Magus is like Drizzt, minus what I call the Spice Girls Factor. The Spice Girls spread themselves way too thin. The same thing happened for Drizzt. The nice thing is that there is not a whole race of Maguses, unlike a whole race of Drizzts, therefore stopping said Spice Girls Factor.
I DONT UNDERSTAAAAAAAAAND
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Neither do I. I guess that mo fo wins.
DAMMIT
like fukass with beans
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BARRET STRIFE
I CAN SEE FOREVER
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Someone shat a brick. FAGGOT NO BRICKS WERE SHAT
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Someone shat a brick. FAGGOT NO BRICKS WERE SHAT
HAHAHA
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PAGE TWO IS NO PLACE FOR THIS THREAD
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PAGE TWO IS NO PLACE FOR THIS THREAD
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IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE.
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This has gone from surreal humor to post some random ass pic. Wow.
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KITTY! I DON'TU UNDERUSTANDUH!
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LOL SEPHIROTH !!
not my work....
OH NOES HEHEHE BYLLLIZZZZ
ANOTHER SEPHI !
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HOLY FUCK YOU AMERICAN PIECE OF SHIT! That's mean :(
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I took screenshots of some spam emails I got recently. I'm still trying to understand what they mean... I'm convinced that the secret of the universe lies somewhere in this jumble!
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freaky.
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Here is my CT fic. It's adapted from something a friend of mine and I wrote about 6 years ago or so... Found here- http://community.livejournal.com/lesbeenluvars/
MARLE'S MAGICAL FLORIDIAN ORGIE
One day the mad Marle evil clone said “I hate my mother! I will strike her where it matters most! I will go to Florida and KILL HER INTARNET LUVAR” When Marle found out about this, she knew she had to go to Florida to protect her love.
And when she got there, she went to a local Denny’s and had… mmm… a HAM SANDWICH. It was good.
She remembered how her luvar just HATED ham and thought “That horrible wench! I’ll go shove ham down his throat!” This is what she set out to do.
With her murderous thoughts, Marle rampaged through the streets, looking for her intarnet luvar. She unexpectedly ran into…
CHRONO.
“Oh Chrono!” She yelped to herself, hiding behind a bush “Look at his beautiful MANLOCKS. * drool * . I must stalk him and see if he will fall to me”
She stalked him. Jumping from bush to bush until… she found the bush of her dreams. It was so green and leafy and oooohh… sexary. She tested the bush by grabbing its bushocks. They were nice and firm.
“Ohh . “ She moaned. “ I must get CHrono into this bush with me. Then we can make out like rabbits. Hair and bushed on all sides of her, it was just like in her dreams. “There’s Chrono now!” She whispered. “I’ll just wait for the right moment and…”
“Hey Chrono!!” She yelled at him. “Look at this MANLY bush I found!” He stopped putting yummy and delicious mustard on his hotdog and hops over in a very dork but MANLY fashion. “Oh! Hello Chrono. Mm yes…” He says, eying the bush. “This is the MANLIEST bush I’ve ever seen. “ Just then, Marle grabs his hair and throws him into the bush. “Haha! You are mine now! My ultimate sexual fantasy!”
“WTF MARLE! I have never thought of you in this way before. This is most unmanly.”
“Why Chrono, you ought to know you have always been in my most secret fantasies. This is my dream come true. To fondle your manlocks while making out is this fabulous bush.”
“Well… uh… okay. Let’s just get this over with”
Yes (much time passes) “That was some orgasm”
Anyway! Back to finding that intarnet luvar. Her eyes turned red from her allergic reaction to the bush and she stormed into his bedroom where she found him masturbating to Magus’s cat, Alfador.
“Hey! You good-for-nothing luvar! Get your cock off Alfador’s tail! It belongs to me!”
“Oh.. Marle…” He yelped. “I’m sorry , you know how no one brings me as much pleasure as you do!”
“I’ve had enough of YOU! I’ve come to tell you that I have been bushing with Crono!”
“Crono? NO! Marle how… how could you?!”
She looked thoughtful for a moment… “It’s his hair…”
Just then, Crono stormed in :
“Marle, I must declare my undying love for you.”
And they had a massive orgy. But first, Marle was sure to get Crono and Magus very drunk so she could watch the boy luv
“Ooh… yaoi… lurv…mmm…” She moaned as she started masturbating to their orgies. “Ooh… one more thing to do!” She said as she pulled a piece of ham from her belly button. “Now who’s a good luvar?” She cooed as she fed it to Magus.
“Yumm… this is the best thing I’ve ever tasted.”
“Ooh… deranged meat mistress..” Crono moaned, puking all over Magus’s bed. Then the 3 of them collapsed from an over dose of orgies.
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THIS BETTER NOT BE ON MY DRIVER'S TEST
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(http://www.reallyfunnypictures.co.uk/coolpictures/pics/23.02.06/wherewaskingkongf.jpg)
HOLY FUCKING CHRIST! I REMEMBER MAKING THAT! HOLY SHIT!
I made that a couple of months after 9/11, shit dude. Harsh memories.
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HOLY FUCKING CHRIST! I REMEMBER MAKING THAT! HOLY SHIT!
I made that a couple of months after 9/11, shit dude. Harsh memories.
Wow! I got it from reallyfunnypictures.co.uk, which I stumbled upon in photoshop class. Consider it FATE that I chose to post it here!
(http://www.ntnow.com/think/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/152.jpg)
huh huh huh
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Consider yourself really lucky. btw Congratulations !
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Grats Mr B!
Luuucky, you got both a picture of your Sun Stoner status AND your great magus status! ( I remember cus I took the latter)
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I do recall that! Thanks guys!
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:kz I'm hungry I order you to make me some frog legs for dinner
(http://www.geocities.jp/hannyagirls/bakaeru011.jpg)
WHAT HOW CAN THIS BE ON PAGE THREE
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man
cliff
sea
cliff
man
sea
cliff
sea
man
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man
cliff
sea
cliff
man
sea
cliff
sea
man
neat wordplay.
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no u
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http://www.worth1000.com/contest.asp?contest_id=7338&display=photoshop&page=8 (http://www.worth1000.com/contest.asp?contest_id=7338&display=photoshop&page=8)
fuck
grog
frog
frawg
*ribbit*
I am having philamphibia. (love for amphibian)
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:hey
Almost as bad as....
(http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/kirby.jpg)
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Is that some kind of morbid ... Kirby?
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Is that some kind of morbid ... Kirby?
It looks like someone put two squished red DOTS (candy) and photoshopped a thumb onto a chaffed and blistered p- You know what, I don't even wanna think about it.
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I don't remember what the style is called, but it's a very popular photoshop trick to make cartoon or video game characters realistic.
LIKE THESE
(http://www.fahad.com/pics/real_homer_mario_&_jessica_rabbit.jpg)
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Hyperrealism? Maybe? Whatever it is, it's pretty gross.
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THats it! Pimple! Thats the word I was thinking of!
=D
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listen
no
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p4y you w5th 70 kUbO doLL3r$$$
s e x b o o b
WATASHI BUTT-KA???
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OH YEAH?
NO MESSING AROUND
NO YELLING AT SIGNS
STRAIGHT ASS-MOVING
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:x :x :x :) :x :x :x :x :arrow:
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(http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/2558/hiwhatsup.gif)
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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NO SMORKING
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_y2eKwPo53-0/R0Jn-TDThDI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kXKV1bg9HFQ/s400/no_smorking.jpg)
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Haha. How does V allow this thread?
*pokes Z* Upload us some cool new icons to spam with. I wants some CT sprites.
Like... this one:
(http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/43127056/225372)
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Change has come to America.
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/d/d3/Optimu_Obama.jpg)
Pepsi is the right of all sentient beings.
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/6/66/Pepsiprime.jpg)
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MONTY! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a178/greyring/Christianbale9.jpg)
I HAZ RAGE!
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a178/greyring/Untitled-1.jpg)
ZAP POW!
(http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo194/yr_corrozions/batshit.jpg)
RAH!
(http://www.drunken-ninja.com/msps/obama_hadoken.jpg)
But WHICH ONE IS RAH?! RAW!
]
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oh come on bring back the giant emotes
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Admittedly, I'm a pretty big fan of Mike Houser's cartoons at loservillex.com (http://loservillex.com/), or Loserville Express. ^That reminded me of the Grim Reaper show 2 (http://www.loservillex.com/loser/grim2.html). If you watch it you'll see why, though I have to warn you it is NSFW and delightfully crude.
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(http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/362/ginny2.gif)
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Ma Family
(http://www.shorpy.com/files/images/14329a.jpg)
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(http://www.harkavagrant.com/historydrawings/victoriansfinal.png) (http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=160)
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(http://www.motifake.com/demotivational-poster/0804/sephiroth-sephiroth-ff-ffvii-vii-final-fantasy-demotivational-poster-1207795777.jpg)
You gotta admit that at least that part's true.
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Apparently, there's a Michael Bay somewhere on the coast. This proves it.
(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/1/1c/Michaelbay.png)
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OH SHH---- /b/tards! I FUCKING LOVE THIS PLACE. I shall unleash my true form now :franky
(http://i35.tinypic.com/2np2dv.jpg)
(http://i35.tinypic.com/a163uw.jpg)
(http://i34.tinypic.com/iw5egx.jpg)
(http://i33.tinypic.com/29niedx.jpg)
(http://i37.tinypic.com/20kzkt1.jpg)
(http://i35.tinypic.com/14siqtf.jpg)
And I still have a huge folder filled with this crap D;
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So there I was movin' and groovin' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86wKWjvUD50&feature=player_embedded)
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(http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l242/Truthordeal/weegee-1.png)
(http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l242/Truthordeal/weegee-4.png)(http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l242/Truthordeal/TEN_POINTS_FOR_GRYFFINDOR_by_ANHDUY.png) (http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l242/Truthordeal/weegee-3.png)
OH FUCK WE'RE SURROUNDED!
(http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l242/Truthordeal/weegee-2.png)
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HOW TEXT BASED GAMES SHOULD BE:
*Backing away slowly, you see that the obvious exits are NORTH and WEST. Where would you like to go?
>| Head West |
I'm sorry, I don't understand. Can you please try again?
>| Go West |
I'm sorry, I didn't understand that word. Can you please try again?
>| GO WEST DAMMIT |
I'm sorry, cussing is not permitted in this game.
>| :picardno |
I'm sorry, I didn't00111101101111101101010011010101010010010010
:fuk
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VE3Wnn7z2m4
(http://www.laughters.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/charizard.jpg)
WHY?
(http://www.mediabistro.com/agencyspy/original/dumbass_thumb.jpg)
If you don't believe in action hank!
(http://www.wattix.com/blog/chilligan/actionhank.jpg)
(http://img3.cdn.crunchyroll.com/i/spire1/08092008/b/6/e/9/b6e9316275b520_full.jpg)
They're both true!
http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs30/f/2008/162/b/4/Light_Teaches_Swimming_Lessons_by_Disneyfreak007.jpg
http://tacinept.com/ForumI/epic_pokemon_thread.jpg
(http://i35.tinypic.com/14siqtf.jpg)
THIS=WIN
BECAUSE IT'S TRUE.
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(http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/7271/cage.png)
im sorry just deal will all this?!
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i was bored.
DONT JUDGE ME!
(NSFW!!!!!!!)
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(http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk1/FaFniR_Medley/bleach-espada-stark.png)
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I second FaFniR's post.
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(http://i511.photobucket.com/albums/s352/Festus_05/poster17869145.jpg)
(http://i511.photobucket.com/albums/s352/Festus_05/poster62642585.jpg)
(http://i511.photobucket.com/albums/s352/Festus_05/poster73206326.jpg)
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v716/bittersunday/14564_577987167282_36107258_3366783.jpg)
WHAT THIS THING.
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v716/bittersunday/14564_577987167282_36107258_3366783.jpg)
WHAT THIS THING.
THE BEST FIGHTER EVER.
(http://www.mopo.ca/uploaded_images/fast-food-fighter-729339.jpg)
Second only to this.
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(http://apronstrings.typepad.com/.a/6a00e54f9552a3883401156ff13cb8970b-500wi)
Kudos to whoever can guess what that is.
Maybe it's a cat on its hind legs. Who knows?
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I bet that blob in Genesis' picture is a kid who was rolling around in mud.
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(http://i29.tinypic.com/23w4ioi.png)
(http://i29.tinypic.com/23w4ioi.png)
(http://i29.tinypic.com/23w4ioi.png)
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(http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs50/f/2009/269/e/1/Sammy_the_Spidat_by_HumanDescent.jpg)
AUGH.
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Kinda reminds me of the Spongmonkeys.
(http://www.realone.org/joel/images/b3ta/spong_thing.jpg)
Now for my little contribution:
(http://www.inspirational-motivational-speakers.com/images/F2.jpg)
(http://www.whynotad.com/_mm/_d/_ext/10965/big_Funny%20Motivational%20Posters01.jpg)
(http://thechive.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/a-motivational-monday-funny-8.jpg)
(http://thechive.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/a-funny-motivational-poster-sd-25.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/Sgq63mOz62I/AAAAAAAAmDs/0YDmCUpWOVs/s400/Funny_Motivational_Posters_07.jpg)
(http://image.internetautoguide.com/f/aftermarket/funny-motivational-posters-involving-cars/21899753+w527+st0/funny-ford-on-fire-flames-motivational-poster.jpg)
(http://thechive.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/a-funny-motivational-inspirational-posters-1.jpg)
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(http://chronofan.com/Zeality/1235881014962.jpg)
(http://chronofan.com/Zeality/vessel.png)
Verily, I am upon an oceanic vessel.
Have sexual intercourse with foliage, I scale maritime marking devices incestuous fruedian
Brandishing my tuxedo while traveling at a crawling pace.
Nigh, you may not impede my travels. For I am upon an oceanic vessel.
Knave, process and remember this: I am currently riding upon an oceanic vessel
I am partaking of Mumm Napa Santana Brut Champagne buecase it is dry to the palate.
I have brought my aquatic vestments. I am turning these patties of beef while you are frequenting an office appliance/shipping retail outlet, where you are making photocopies.
I am upon an oceanic vessel and its pace is quickening and the whole of my attire communicates an oceanic theme.
Good sir, I believe that you an individual that has been known to, or partaken in, sexual relations with a woman who has birthed a child. Now that the aforementioned fact has been stated, I wish to make a claim that you, the antagonist in this conversation, will not be able to impede my progress, or momentum, as I AM O NA BAOT!
I declare this vessel to be worthy of the kings of old. Any knave not on such an oceanic vessel is surely not I.
most in compliance with your aforementioned grievances, the primary scribe partakes in immoral coitus.
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(http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/5743/image1yy.png)
This image was not enhanced or altered in any way.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWwieWQVn84&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWwieWQVn84&feature=related)
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(http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/8047/image1pr.png)
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(http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk1/FaFniR_Medley/dan.png)
(http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk1/FaFniR_Medley/dan.png)
(http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk1/FaFniR_Medley/dan.png)
(http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk1/FaFniR_Medley/dan.png)
(http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk1/FaFniR_Medley/dan.png)
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Huh? :?
Ah, the marque button. Never really bothered to use it.
Who knows? Maybe I'll use it someday. For my contribution:
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/26/92902477_9eec03aa09.jpg)
(http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/spongebob-roundpants-demotivational-poster.jpg)
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(http://i511.photobucket.com/albums/s352/Festus_05/c2.png)
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The Google search which happened to find the following image did not contain either of the terms "Satan" or "Lesbian".
(http://garyploski.com/wp-content/uploads/satan-was-a-lesbian-.jpg)
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The Google search which happened to find the following image did not contain either of the terms "Satan" or "Lesbian".
What the hell did it contain then????
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...Is that Sean Connery in the middle?
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I wagered boobs trebeck!
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(http://i511.photobucket.com/albums/s352/Festus_05/dammit.jpg)
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FUCK ALL YOU GUYZ :fuk
(http://i511.photobucket.com/albums/s352/Festus_05/lolfabio.jpg)
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"Italian supermodel Fabio unexpectedly collided with a bird yesterday."
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
That is awesome.
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Ok bring this thread back now :twisted:
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Because I've been on 4chan one too many times:
(http://media.fakeposters.com/results/2009/08/07/zmkwuysm1f.jpg)
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Edit: replied to a post from Manly Man that is gone now.
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(http://randomchickblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/mybad_cover.jpg)
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AS SEEN ON WIKIPEDIA!!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/27/Salvador_Dali_NYWTS.jpg/451px-Salvador_Dali_NYWTS.jpg)
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Nothing like a good "derp" to brighten your day:
(http://watchplayread.com/files/2010/06/derp.jpg)
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(http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/im_a_horse.jpg)
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HOERS fail?
Wouldn't be HORSE?
Well, I laughed with some imagem :D
But, Google Chrome didn't show some other :P
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SO FUCKING METAL!
(http://dudelol.com/img/so-fucking-metal.jpg)
(http://dudelol.com/DO-NOT-HOTLINK-IMAGES/Quiet-in-there.jpg)
(http://dudelol.com/DO-NOT-HOTLINK-IMAGES/Kind-of-a-creepy-name-for-a-wireless-network.jpg)
(http://dudelol.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/batman-on-an-elephant.png)
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(http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs28/f/2008/142/c/e/Lobster_Knife_Fight_by_AngryFlashlight.jpg)
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(http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/5637/biancano.jpg)
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(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/licawolf/hide_by_pacthesis-d3cn33r.gif)
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(http://www.instructables.com/files/deriv/FP9/X5HA/FC0Z01G2/FP9X5HAFC0Z01G2.MEDIUM.jpg)
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(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/licawolf/lost-the-game_miniatura.jpg)
shit, and I did not even open the box
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/licawolf/tumblr_li289wr4Xa1qzzta5o1_500.jpg)
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(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/d95b8373-e474-4f38-acd7-b46557427dcd.jpg)
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/007e0a74-d5b4-40bb-ad22-e2971d3399d1.jpg)
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(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/licawolf/jackitten_dance_by_thegimboid-d3bql14.gif)
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(http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/322/a/a/the_best_fanfic_by_vestergaard-d331tns.jpg)
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(http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/322/a/a/the_best_fanfic_by_vestergaard-d331tns.jpg)
Ha ha ha! AWESOME!
This is canon now
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(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/licawolf/koma-comic-strip-maybe-someday-frodo.jpg)
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(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Cake_9097.jpg)
Make it yourself! Here's the recipe, you thankless little plumber:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3WF-5-o2KA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3WF-5-o2KA)
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(http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/demotivational-posters-because-hes-got-warrants.jpg)
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(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/634da844-3be9-4c22-8600-4abb6507717c.jpg)
Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says (http://www.galacticempiretimes.com/2011/05/09/galaxy/outer-rim/obi-wan-kenobi-is-killed.html)
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/epic-fail-photos-classiclearn-to-fly-fail.jpg)
(http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/89fe32ce-83cf-4b10-9b98-5ab9d8195ff0.jpg)
(http://files.sharenator.com/wtf_is_this_shit2_73_Million_Sharks_Killed_Every_Year-s468x349-71815-535.jpg)
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(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/634da844-3be9-4c22-8600-4abb6507717c.jpg)
(http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/funny-facebook-fails-the-death-of-strikeosama-bin-ladenstrike-obi-wan-kenobi.jpg) (http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/funny-facebook-fails-the-death-of-strikeosama-bin-ladenstrike-obi-wan-kenobi.jpg)
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Omg. Everyone who commented on that post is a beautiful person.
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(http://imageshack.us/m/833/5558/purplepeopleeater.png)
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(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj3bo7uU1T1qg636ko1_500.gif)
(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljw62v9Lgj1qfy2kdo1_500.gif)
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll3dh9vfnJ1qhqx2wo1_500.gif)
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj8wx8wUto1qib4wlo1_500.gif)
I just discovered an artist I used to stalk follow on DA is now working for CN as part of the staff of Adventure Time. I didn't even know this cartoon existed before, it's seriously funny, and have plenty of enjoyable and clever parental bonuses (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ParentalBonus), but man it's so strange xD
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I LOOOOOVE Adventure Time.
It's totally rhombus!
Hey Jake, you want your booties? Yes please!
This is where it all started. This pilot is still my favorite episode...
[youtube]rJ7Ww3rd06c[/youtube]
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"Your mind is being transported back in time... and to Mars" lol xD
Awesome
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhcwdfpy9k1qfq6wh.gif)
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[youtube]19PWUliieNM[/youtube]
what is this, i don't even...
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That was... enlightening. And fits perfectly in this thread.
Which reminds me of...
[youtube]D5Tub_b1u4U[/youtube]
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaGPEm-QRkA
wat
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[youtube]faqlmpkfJnI[/youtube]
...neve t'nod I, siht si tahW
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Gnorw ti gniod er'uoy.
Eb dluohs ti:
Neve t'nod I siht tahw
Noitautcnup eb ot desoppus ton s'ereht.
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:P Sknaht yako.
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(http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljwp3e8O9Y1qzmxjbo1_500.gif)
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9v85xNFIa1qd1iswo1_500.gif)
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgu4xo1M291qga5nyo1_500.jpg)
There's a snake in my boot!
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(http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljnd0jztv31qzzcp4o1_500.png)
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Goompa!
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[youtube]QPoFQEWF5HY[/youtube]
(http://troll.me/images/y-u-no/trolls-y-u-no-leave-me-alone-thumb.jpg)
(http://chzheroes.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/they-played-dc-online-for-hours-straight1.jpg)
(http://chzheroes.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/sir-did-you-know-your-cats-really-annoying.jpg)
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/6/2/bc98fb06-f03d-431d-be30-80d1a17ee275.jpg)
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/6/2/e1efe541-1f0d-426e-bd68-8c22a1c04570.jpg)
(http://chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/funny-puns-ninja-party.jpg)
(http://chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/b0f309b2-4bfd-4e55-8a2f-dbfff5742b19.jpg)
(http://chzheroes.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/tumblr_lldphupu7m1qko4x4o1_500.gif)
(http://chzheroes.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/tumblr_ll29k3xhci1qj41h3o1_400.jpg)
(http://chzheroes.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/tumblr_ll1pwdcbx61qfvsijo1_500.jpg)
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xDDDD the GRIFFINDOR one made laugh so hard. Is the last one for real, that happens in the comic? xD poor Krypto!
[youtube]OeZ-VIWLYHw[/youtube]
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XD I think it's just rewording. Check the progress bar of this video.
[youtube]QH2-TGUlwu4[/youtube]
(http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/eminem-totally-looks-like-draco-malfoy.jpg)
(http://cdn3.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/118/393/original/e17Ou.jpg?1304102937)
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/118/387/c77.jpg?1304102056)
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/133/948/joke.jpg?1308000753)
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/120/190/memes-anti-joke-chicken-why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road.jpg?1304547428)
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(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/119/721/D6C9t.jpg?1304415423)
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/118/377/tumblr_lhsv9wrtp01qhk4ito1_400.jpg?1304099846)
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/099/220/cant%20enjoy%20sndwich.png?1297483322)
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/de62c523-5bef-4d5d-af03-3c845f29a2731.jpg)
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/epic-fail-photos-lotr-fail.jpg)
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/epic-fail-photos-sounds-like-fail.jpg)
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/political-pictures-barack-obama-duct-tape.jpg)
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/0ff8d870-97ed-4514-b77a-a02276552e65.jpg)
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/fdee584c-6f93-429d-9fcc-640b95928d75.jpg)
(http://mthruf.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/job-fails-passive-aggressive-workers.jpg)
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/epic-fail-photos-drug-policy-answer-fail.jpg)
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That was... enlightening. And fits perfectly in this thread.
Which reminds me of...
[youtube]D5Tub_b1u4U[/youtube]
xD I've been watching other videos of this guy Liam
[youtube]fPDl2g8Upvk[/youtube]
[youtube]wCF3ywukQYA[/youtube]
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(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/vadercat.jpg?w=500&h=1011)
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/funny-pictures-everyone-knows-basement-cat-does-harold-campings-reseach-for-him.jpg)
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/funny-pictures-versus.jpg)
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/funny-pictures-basement-cat-is-here-to-steal-your-soul-and-your-last-two-tupperware-lids-that-still-actually-fit.jpg)
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/funny-pictures-devination-it-works.jpg)
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Top 11 Nostalgia Mindfuck moments
[youtube]P0vosWZ4D5w[/youtube]
[youtube]_E7nWn3K7BQ[/youtube]
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(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/119/721/D6C9t.jpg?1304415423)
Bullshit. Numbers have personalities and are totally capable of feeling fear. Although 6 would never be afraid of 7 because 6 is a badass and 7 is dumb.
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Except SEVEN is awesome. Dorkus membrane. :)
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THIS!
IS!
PONYVILLE!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTlGYS6rAfA)
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(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/119/721/D6C9t.jpg?1304415423)
Bullshit. Numbers have personalities and are totally capable of feeling fear. Although 6 would never be afraid of 7 because 6 is a badass and 7 is dumb.
XD 6 is my lucky number (or at least that's what my inner superstition says).
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[youtube]T1QyDhLj5hU[/youtube]
xD it's a taco!
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(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/memes-untitled41.jpg)
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/memes-beethoven.jpg)
(http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/chatroulette-trolling1.jpg)
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/5/23/508555dd-5870-469d-b456-c3b155aa6efd.jpg)
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/5/4/47434f09-cb95-4c5a-ba46-525cad9397a4.jpg)
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/4/25/5278f579-7f03-4abe-b2d9-56ba4ddceb56.jpg)
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/memes-untitled39.jpg)
(http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/chatroulette-trolling-damnit-robin.jpg)
(http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/chatroulette-trolling-finally.jpg)
(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/koma-comic-strip-in-case-you-were-wondering.jpg)
(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/koma-comic-strip-i-didnt-cry-this-hard-watching-the-land-before-time.jpg)
(http://cheezcomixed.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/koma-comic-strip-we-already-have-lupin.jpg)
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(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/4/25/5278f579-7f03-4abe-b2d9-56ba4ddceb56.jpg)
aah, something similar happened to me once :oops: Damn socially awkward penguin! xD
[youtube]ykwqXuMPsoc[/youtube]
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This just made my week xD
[youtube]G-4u5L4um0c[/youtube]
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(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/funny-pictures-owl-does-not-want-to-fly.jpg)
(http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/funny-pictures-history-morris-was-fed-up-with-the-high-price-of-printer-ink-but-his-alternative-source-was-problematic.jpg)
(http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/funny-pictures-history-ok-so-bucks-for-the-babysitting.jpg)
(http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/funny-pictures-history-thanks-to-all-the-little-people.jpg)
(http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/funny-pictures-history-untitled.jpg)
(http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/funny-pictures-history-why-are-you-pointing-the-cannon-at-me.jpg)
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/948f7bd9-c077-4c62-9d27-4cfe6116dfbf.jpg)
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Ahmed Johnson will fucking eat you alive.
WONTON BEEF STEW, SON!
[youtube]_bGErn95VGQ[/youtube]
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It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a cat! It's a Rainbow!
....No, it's... annoying as hell! :shock:
[youtube]0XrRwruU8DE[/youtube]
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[youtube]pb3IdLdIc6s[/youtube]
i dont even
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i dont even
Is that... is that Toycaptor Sakura?
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:lol: Found these! Too numerous to post individually, so check the damn site.
http://www.happyplace.com/4042/most-absurd-warnings-and-product-disclaimers
http://www.happyplace.com/4286/brilliantly-sarcastic-responses-to-completely-well-meaning-signs
http://www.happyplace.com/3080/the-7-most-brilliantly-pointless-street-fliers
http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6579615/five-easy-ways-to-show-you-dont-give-a-fck
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WTH THE WICKED WITCH WAS OFFENDED THAT LORD J DIDN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU CAN MAKE A ONE-SLICE SANDWICH AND TURNED HIM INTO A LOLCAT! :shock:
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/memes-you-forgot-this-lolcat.jpg)
But never fear! For on his quest he encounters the wise Guru Cat of Reason who knows how to make him human again: utunnels!
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/8fb6d1ef-b6c9-4569-8a6f-17d2d2ba6f2a.jpg)
And then... there's the Sensationalists.
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/funny-pictures-cats-rifle-through-your-trash.jpg)
But their journey is filled with perils and danger, as the Evil Dreamer awakens to the cries of thrown burger. ZeaLitY, standing cool and proud, ponders his evil schemes and... well, makes the world a fun place. What's a story without a villain/hero?
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/funny-pictures-basement-cat-has-trouble-thinking-of-an-evil-plan.jpg)
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(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/9/8/manlycathasm128653737642901444.jpg)
You seem to have forgotten someone. :|
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You seem to have forgotten someone. :|
Ahhahah! How could I forget!
Manly Cat joins yer party!
And they walk and party until they spot someone crossing the road...
(http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/memes-anti-joke-chicken-batman.jpg)
| (http://www.chronocompendium.com/Forums/avatar_uploads/avatar_3139.png) | SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIITTTTTT!!! |
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(nodding in approval)
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(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/8/18/4c604e18-7415-439b-961a-47e1b490aec8.jpg)
Ahem ;-)
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GO HOME AND BE A FAMILY MAN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Sp0yvTYa50 Okay Zeality. Youtube poop has come full circle for you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n6sRSy0MmU&NR=1
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GO HOME AND BE A FAMILY MAN
I AM HOME! XD (Got go to work in an hour)
And here we have Boo The Gentleman Caller, minutes before serenading to his wife!
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/funny-pictures-leaf.jpg)
And I thought I noticed our curious fellow Thought~
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/funny-pictures-strategic-scheduling.jpg)
But none can compare to our beloved Licawolf and her delicious dreams!
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/funny-pictures-one-day-ill-be-a-poptart-poopin-out-rainbows.jpg)
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(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/terminology.png) (http://xkcd.com/503/)
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/dark_flow.png) (http://xkcd.com/502/)
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/faust_20.png) (http://xkcd.com/501/)
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/conspiracy_theories.png) (http://xkcd.com/258/)
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(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/music_drm.png)
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I was writing a post, but realized that the post doesn't require too much content. However, what I wrote was sincere and thus didn't want to delete them either. Couldn't find a better thread for this, and thus I post the excerpts here:
That said, I was always a fan, not just of Chrono characters but of people too -- ZeaLitY mostly for his efforts towards the Compendium, for his guides, leadership, ideals and those crazy HOLY SHIT SPRINGTIME OF YOUTH posts. I don't care if others didn't like; I LOVED em screams, and they inspired me! He even had the inquisitive post speaking about the difference between quick gratifications and actually dreaming big (http://www.chronocompendium.com/Forums/index.php/topic,5703.msg107309.html#msg107309); though I believe I hadn't done much justice to his thread (I'm very sorry), his ideals was what pumped the understanding of our members to become better individuals. Weirdly enough, I lacked the ability to explain even then. Then came the inevitable thread (http://www.chronocompendium.com/Forums/index.php/topic,5457.0.html), the one that took fandom a step further, somewhere I was simply bound for. I wanted to make artwork for CE, but never got in. Instead, at the Compendium, there was another construction goin on at the Kajar Labs where people like Satoh (all wearing those neat architectural construction wears) analyzed the workings of CC data and tried to stuff Magus in there. I noticed many of them taking several tries on Magus' representation and thus I contributed on "How to accurately draw Magus' ear". FaustWolf was all, "That ear is fantastic! And Toriyama-ish! Would you like to help us with the art?" With my time helping Kajar with artworks and Enhasa with discussions (http://www.chronocompendium.com/Forums/index.php/topic,6356.msg120935.html#msg120935) (yes, I was right about the "Perpendicular Time Flow" that I fucking made up, because I eventually realized that this concept not only exists in Physics in another name but is also plausible), I quickly saddled with a bunch of folks and left for a while.
When I returned, however, I was a changed man. I thought differently (not entirely, but there was improvement), my skills had evolved, my dreams had a better vision and it was that it wasn't just people's hearts I could dig into, but also those of animals, birds, civilizations and... our solar system. Something about the stars and planets was alive! But it wasn't just me though: even the Compendium was changed. Something bugged me. As I got better the Compendium got barren; sometimes I superstitiously hated myself for leaching the Compendium's energy, the reasons could have been several -- hateful acts by some members, and SE's assholery weird businessery. I returned because I heard a lot of praises for ZeaLitY's Alphard and Demeria and wanted to see it for myself just how fantastic it was. Instead, I was greeted by a wonderful present: Cease and Desist of Crimson Echoes. It ruined my whole damn year. I was looking forward to that game, promising and glorious, and when the plate reached our hands some idiot grabbed a stick and smacked the dish in the dirt. Worst. Year. Ever. :x I blame lawyers.
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QUICK! We need Herlock Sholmes!
(http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/e2d27f77-0a2e-4b79-b93e-48cc0513793a.jpg)
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(http://chzdatingfails.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/dating-fails-bandsexual.png)
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/epic-fail-zombies-hate-cuddles.jpg)
(http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/learn-from-my-fail13.png?w=500&h=102)
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[youtube]JkDaegcsipQ[/youtube]
WARNING: LANGUAGE on this next one by the same youtuber
[youtube]L7KEKMaGm1Q[/youtube]
i found these accidentally and they're absurdly funny.
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(http://www.chronocompendium.com/Forums/Smileys/default/HELLOOO.gif)
(http://www.chronocompendium.com/Forums/Smileys/default/HELLOOO.gif)
(http://www.chronocompendium.com/Forums/Smileys/default/HELLOOO.gif)
(http://www.chronocompendium.com/Forums/Smileys/default/HELLOOO.gif)
(http://www.chronocompendium.com/Forums/Smileys/default/HELLOOO.gif)
(http://www.chronocompendium.com/Forums/Smileys/default/HELLOOO.gif)
(http://www.chronocompendium.com/Forums/Smileys/default/HELLOOO.gif)
(http://www.chronocompendium.com/Forums/Smileys/default/HELLOOO.gif)
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True hero!
(http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2012/02/good-guy-snape.jpg)
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This thread is on drugs...
And I like it !
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omg what is this I'm 13 now and I still don't even...
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(http://i.imgur.com/Xwz9K.png)
Photoshop.
Photoshop. Photoshop. Photoshop. Photoshop. Photoshop. Photoshop. Photoshop. Photoshop. Photoshop. Photoshop. Photoshop. Photoshop. Photoshop. Photoshop. Photoshop. Pinklepoop. Photoshop. Photoshop. Photoshop. Photoshop. Photoshop. Photoshop. Photoshop.
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(http://www.nickdoane.info/images/magusback.gif)
Nuega, Zeiner, Zeiber, Zom..
Now, the Chosen Time has come...
(https://i.imgur.com/G52cw9I.jpg)
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:fuk I wanna fuk u in ur buttass
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Well, this certainly lives to its name.
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